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Before reading the latest entry, I noticed the little "E" icon was greyed out. Then I read the post and saw that Michael got the axe! I thought I was dead while reading Jordan's script! LOL, nice one Cornie. And Jordon's neat reversal had me convinced there for a moment, to boot!
Should you vote for me as Master Killer, I pledge the following: I'll include a flashback of each and everyone and how they pissed me off.
For instance... That make up dude that touched my chair on set once? Yeah, he had to die. Did you see his enormous dirty hands? He's like a Johnny Bench hobo.
Anyone interested in having a vote for their favorite death too?
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Since E.D. has started campaigning, I'll just say if I'm the master killer I pledge to make as much money off of it as I can. A lucrative fourteen-part mini-series deal on HBO. T-shirts that read "I survived the Simply Express". Mouse pads with provocative silhouettes of the ladies. Mugs that read "Simply Express: fastest train to a self-defense plea".
Jordon, I really did appreciate your post. The visuals were wonderful and because I sometimes skim slugs, I missed the part with the real "I" you had as a flashback. I at first thought it was a flash forward. In any case, nicely done.
As far as the master killer goes, it's weird, but I had a dream last night. I don't remember a lot, (maybe I will later) but here it was and it was like a real movie.
There was a shot of Electric Dreamer from the back on the right hand side. He was sitting down, confessing to someone. He was wearing a grey shirt with a bit of a tiny speckled quality to it (I'm not sure of the fabric) but it was really rich looking. His hair was combed neatly, he was in a somber mood, regretting, but in no way tearful.
Based on this dream, I vote E.D. as the Master Killer.
The Chef and the Female attendant were already dead, chopped up into M&M size peanuts and packed away in suitcases in Warm Storage. Also, it wasn't *just* Swordfish that was being served earlier in the game. It tasted like seafood because it was mixed in with the seafood.. That was what I always thought Sandra
Only if your character sprang to life and chomped on Rene's skull. Believe me Sandy... I went easy on you. I almost considered a full on three way necrcophelia S & M ...and feeding one of the deceased a coconut cremed pie, but that was pushing it...