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Dreamscale
Posted: December 29th, 2008, 8:43pm Report to Moderator
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Where the Hell have I been?  Damn!!!!  Talk about my life's calling...oh wait...what am I talking about?  I'm over that "stuff"...way done with it...I...thought?

Hey, why'd it die down in here?  Has the musical already taken shape?  Forget the music. let's get back to the big 80's and make some "real" porn!

I am so into this, and...and...oh s***!  Excuse me...I just...uh...forget it.

Hey, I'm intersted and can "perform" on cue.  I mean...uh...


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Shelton
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Quoted from Dreamscale

Hey, why'd it die down in here?  Has the musical already taken shape?  Forget the music. let's get back to the big 80's and make some "real" porn!


No, nothing has taken shape and nothing's been written as far as I know, but I do know that swk is looking for scripts that actually have a storyline to them.


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Dreamscale
Posted: December 29th, 2008, 9:00pm Report to Moderator
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Maybe it's a sign of the times, but I seriously am thinking to myself that THIS IS MY TRUE CALLING!!!!!!!!  Here I cum, 2009!!!

Have you actually talked to this SWK, Mike?  Is this stuff legit?  I'm seriously intrigued...


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Shelton
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Yes, we exchanged a few emails.  I have no reason to believe it's not legit, and a few others from the board who talked to her about regular shorts can attest to that as well.


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Dreamscale
Posted: December 29th, 2008, 9:07pm Report to Moderator
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Too funny...way too funny!

So many times, people have said to me, I should write porn...or asked me why I wasn't already doing it.  Seriously! Crazy.

OK, I'm in...wait...now I think I'm in for sure.  I'll send SWK a PM and see what's up...obvious pun intended!


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NiK
Posted: December 30th, 2008, 2:59pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Dreamscale

So many times, people have said to me, I should write porn...or asked me why I wasn't already doing it.


I tell you why you haven't done it. Because you wouldn't get an OSCAR for that. Hahaha. Joking.

Well Dreamscale, this is your chance . Prove yourself.





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Writing porn isn't as cool as you might think it is.  Just so you know.


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Dreamscale
Posted: December 30th, 2008, 4:17pm Report to Moderator
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I don't care about the cool factor...I need some extra cash!!!!

I could also help some of the young starlets with their...uhum...lines.


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I'm gonna name my script "Have dick - Will travel".

Ooohh, I crack myself up.
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Quoted from Dreamscale
I don't care about the cool factor...I need some extra cash!!!!


Yeah, they don't give the big bucks to the actresses.  They give it to the writers.


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Dreamscale
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Yeah, I'm sure they do...NOT!!!!!

It is quite funny though.


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Yeah I exchanged email with SWK. I'm keen to have a go at writing porn. 30 pages of story, writing sex parts not required. Sounds easy. I'll stroke to that.  


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What is the average page length for a porn screenplay?
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Quoted from Topher
What is the average page length for a porn screenplay?


300 pages, but it's filled with a lot of passages that say nothing more than "suck, suck, suck, suck..."



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Brilliant.

Oddly I'd love to write softcore. Maybe I'll be classy and call it erotica.
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