Just wrote this quickly for fun
Enjoy.
"My Highschool Crush"
Sadness has no echo,
Beauty has no sound,
Feelings have no substance,
When your Mother is around.
Lust pours into me like jelly,
In my jeans grows a mound,
Fast forward nine months later,
When that little head starts to crown.
We get married real quick,
Food and friends are abound
We do everything for the kid,
Our relationship is soon renowned.
She says she won’t tell your Dad,
So I buy her a massive hound,
She buys me a brand new car,
I don’t tell her I got it from the pound.
I still sometimes play the Wii with you,
Though my new addiction I have found,
Is fulfilling all my fantasies,
Mostly in which I am tightly bound.
Your Mum was really a godsend,
She constantly leaves me confound,
But if we ever do break up,
Your sister is the perfect rebound.