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Don |
Posted: August 21st, 2018, 9:19am |
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LocationVirginia Posts16417 Posts Per Day 1.93 |
Exposed by P.H. Cook (Angry Bear) - Short, Comedy - A door to door salesman, eager to show a suburban housewife the amazing suction of the Aardvark vacuum, accidentally uncovers all sorts of dirt going on. 7 pages production: Shoestring budget - pdf format
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DanielW |
Posted: August 21st, 2018, 6:32pm |
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LocationMelbourne, Australia Posts68 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
Hi Angry Bear,
I liked this one. It’s a fast read, some funny moments and I like the twist at the end.
Change COSET to CLOSET.
Attention Readers:
THIS IS WORTH READING!!!
Daniel
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Grandma Bear |
Posted: August 21st, 2018, 9:06pm |
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LocationThe Swamp... Posts7961 Posts Per Day 1.35 |
COSET? How on earth did I miss that??? Thanks for reading and getting a couple of chuckles out of it. This one is actually based on one of my husband's experiences as an Electrolux door to door salesman 40 years ago. The ass pics are contemporary though, lol. Thanks. |
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Gerasimos |
Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 8:03am |
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Ha! Where the hell is page 8? Really enjoyed this, however i was expecting a piece of the aftermath... |
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DustinBowcot |
Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 9:21am |
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The twist at the end resells this old joke perfectly. Nice work. |
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Zombie Sean |
Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 2:33pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
Hi Pia!
This had me rolling. Very well done. Hard for me to laugh when it comes to writing, so you sold it well. Both with the dialogue and the action lines.
All of the ass talk had me laughing. I wasn't sure where this was headed.
However, like Gerasimos, I wanted more. I feel like it ends rather abruptly and was also expecting some aftermath as well. Maybe I don't get the full "joke" but this was funny enough within itself.
Good job,
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Grandma Bear |
Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 8:01pm |
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LocationThe Swamp... Posts7961 Posts Per Day 1.35 |
Thanks guys! I seldom do comedy, but when I do, it's usually something that appeals to my Swedish type of humor. So, very surprised you guys liked it. As far as comedy goes, I find British humor a lot more funny than American. Comedy is very subjective. Anyway, I'm rambling. About the ending. Yes, I agree. I would LOVE to have a better, funnier ending, I just couldn't think of one. If anyone has any suggestions, feel free to toss me ideas! Thanks again! |
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CindyLKeller |
Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 6:16pm |
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Hi Pia, I thought this read like British comedy. I used to love watching Monty Python. I thought for sure she had someone hiding under the bed when she kick the clothes under it. I thought maybe the other guys clothes would provide cover. I'm glad I was wrong. I liked the craziness. It made me smile. Thank you. Cindy |
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SilvaSly104 |
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 12:10pm |
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LocationVancouver, BC Posts60 Posts Per Day 0.01 |
Lol, this was a funny read. I kinda predicted the end, but I still enjoyed the read nonetheless. Very humorous. Nice work, Pia. |
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SAC |
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 10:05pm |
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Of The Ancients … but some dreams do
LocationUpstate NY Posts3207 Posts Per Day 0.78 |
Pia,
Looks like you had a right fun time writing this. It's just a fun little script -- bouncy dialogue, lots of double meaning type stuff. However, you lost me when the chlorine fell onto Brad. I mean, really? Chlorine just happened to spill at him, and in all places the bedroom? Hmm. Doesn't make sense. But... The old dude with the ball in his mouth could have been holding a pool skimmer or something like that! Now that's something that could have tied this up! Overall, pretty good as is, just kinda lost me.
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Grandma Bear |
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 10:09pm |
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LocationThe Swamp... Posts7961 Posts Per Day 1.35 |
Thanks for reading guys/gals! Glad it seems to have gotten a chuckle out of you. Cindy, I am a big fan of British comedy, so if that's what it reminded you of, I take that as a compliment! Silva, glad you enjoyed it. I seldom do comedy, so it means a lot when I give it a shot and people like it. |
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Grandma Bear |
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 10:11pm |
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LocationThe Swamp... Posts7961 Posts Per Day 1.35 |
Steven... fuck you for being a wet blanket!!!!! Seriously, I struggled with that one. If you have a better suggestion, hit me. Thanks for reading. |
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SAC |
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 10:17pm |
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Of The Ancients … but some dreams do
LocationUpstate NY Posts3207 Posts Per Day 0.78 |
LOL!! I told you--make the dude in the closet the pool guy. That would explain the chlorine. Problem solved. You're welcome! |
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MichaelYu |
Posted: September 5th, 2018, 6:18am |
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A funny story. Wish Jack's ass would be all right.
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MStandage |
Posted: September 5th, 2018, 6:30pm |
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I really enjoyed reading this. You had me laughing out loud. |
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