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SimplyNoir by Robert G. Newcomer & George Willson - Short, Film Noir - When Don is found brutally slain, it is up to Wesley, a fast-talking private dick, to crack the case. Our apologies to those who do not appear. Bigger apologies to those who do. - pdf, format
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hillarious!! Well done Bert and George "haha".
My goodness, you've both hit the nail on the head when it comes to Wesley first off "haha". Wes, you must have been crying tears of laughter with this, cos I shrieked a few times reading some of your lines cos they are so you, in a good way!!! Love it!
This was a very fun read, really kept me guessing and I loved how you made the note applicable to so many members! So cleverly done. Excellent twists there!!
You boys certainly know this site well and it's members too, good job haha. Ok, I must stop doing that now.
Don, may you stay safe from pencils and live long on the boards!!! Thanks for my cameo guys, you had me in stitches and I so needed the laughs.
Really ACE job
Andy xxx
PS - When's the next one coming?!!!
PPS - OMG you both DO think I'm insane. Fair play!! Wes, you're always welcome to visit me in the Goondocks
This is the kind of spoof that everyone on the site can enjoy. I gotta say though, the funniest moments were the ones involving Curse, Revie, and Bigwhoop...hahaha. You captured all of their personalities so well, it was amazing!
Overall, a kind hearted spoof...though I don't know if that's what you were thinking during the A-List showing...my god was that intense. Haha well done
I loved it! You two sure make a good writing team. Great story, fantastic dialogue. I enjoyed the characters. LOL Everyone was so unique and full of surprises that kept the story interesting, and made me wonder what was going to happen next.
Good job!
This would be a good one to get produced. I'd buy it. Who films around here? HEY! I want a copy of this. Hey! Heeyyyy...
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I got a kick out of doing it inasmuch as Bert enjoyed cutting the excessive amount of jokes I tended to add. Every time I read through, I cracked up. This thing was totally collaborative. Bert had an idea, I added, he added, I added, he cut, I added, he cut and added yet some more. It was fun.
I'm glad you who've read thus far have enjoyed, and I hope the rest of you do too. Bert didn't want to put himself in it, but I insisted.
I thought it was simply insane. I loved it. BTW, Angel (who make a brief appearance) just had KATfight optioned.
This was a lot of fun. However, the only person I couldn't place was David Taylor. Pretty neat that you were able to work in so many people. Glad that you made Wesley the hero. I've always kind of pictured him walking around in a fedora and he does, when I'm out of town, police "SpecTown".
David Taylor is a character from several of my scripts, and purportedly stands over me and forces me to write his story. It wouldn't take long to figure out which ones, I don't think the actual title appears in the script.
Post the cut jokes, post the cut jokes, please!!!!
Yes, I too couldn't place David. I didn't know Angel either. Is there a link to KATfight on the site still? Is their username Angel?
Don, this is a true testament to how much this site is loved by all. I DEMAND they write a sequel and a prequel and then a remake, just to keep up with Hollywood of course !!!
Oh, I was so caught up in all the cameos that I completly missed David Taylor and Angel as characters from your scripts. You wouldn't believe how much time I spent going through the boards and the database of unproduced scripts (including the deleted ones) to find these people. Missed the forest through the trees, so to speak.
re: KATfight. The script has been removed by the Other Angel's request.
We actually have two extended scenes, but we'd have to see what jokes were trimmed out. I think I still have my two extended endings. I know Bert trimmed out about 4 or 5 other posters for #747, all with different release dates. It was a little overkill.
Unfortunately Andrew, I believe you made the cut and do have a small role in this one. Our apologies to you and your next of kin.