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Babes in Soyland (currently 2510 views)
Don
Posted: January 9th, 2012, 9:25pm
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Babes in Soyland by Zack Van Eyck - Short, Comedy - Two college boys pose as vegetarians to meet a couple of hot waitresses. But after suffering through a hilariously painful meal, they discover that only by being themselves can they have success with women. Two male leads, two female leads. One supporting role, male, 40s. All scenes interiors and exteriors of two restaurants. Comedy, 13 pages. - pdf, format
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irish eyes
Posted: January 9th, 2012, 11:24pm
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There`s too much blood in my alcohol
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Zack
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CoopBazinga
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 12:01am
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I wouldn't bother Mark.
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wonkavite
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 6:31am
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I read this, was going to review as well. But heard the same thing that Coop was saying. IE: that Zack's basically not around the boards. (Gee, and I enjoyed the title so much...)
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irish eyes
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 7:27am
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Thanks for the heads up Steve.
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Electric Dreamer
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 10:38am
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Quoted from wonkavite
I read this, was going to review as well. But heard the same thing that Coop was saying. IE: that Zack's basically not around the boards. (Gee, and I enjoyed the title so much...)
Indeed, I thought of you when I saw that title...
But I also thought it might be vegan porn!
E.D.
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dogglebe
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 3:05pm
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But I also thought it might be vegan porn!
How can you have vegan porn when guys show their meat?
Rimshot!
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wonkavite
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 6:12pm
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That's just soy funny, Phil. I quinoa if it could get any funnier....
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dogglebe
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 6:37pm
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What's a vegan's favorite pick up line?
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Electric Dreamer
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 9:14pm
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Quoted from dogglebe
How can you have vegan porn when guys show their meat?
Babes in Soyland is the title there, tiger.
But I suppose you can have some man cake in there, if that's your thang.
E.D.
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dogglebe
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 11:21pm
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Can't make a porn movie without a guy showing his tube steak.
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wonkavite
Posted: January 10th, 2012, 11:22pm
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Boys, boys... You're both witty. Can we go home now? (For extra points for the animated movie buff, name that paraphrase...)
(Not you, Phil. I know you know this one...)
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mmmarnie
Posted: January 11th, 2012, 9:07am
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Vegan Babe Porn...don't mean to be obvious but...cucumbers. duh.
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Electric Dreamer
Posted: January 11th, 2012, 11:49am
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Boys, boys... You're both witty. Can we go home now? (For extra points for the animated movie buff, name that paraphrase...)
(Not you, Phil. I know you know this one...)
I'll take gender bent Megamind for $200, Alex.
E.D.
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dogglebe
Posted: January 11th, 2012, 2:41pm
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I'll take gender bent Megamind for $200, Alex.
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