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Don
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 3:42pm Report to Moderator
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Dreamscale by SKRT - Short - Four friends on a camping trip, get more than wanted from a young girl (not what your thinking peeps). - pdf, format


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Omg! This is the winner. Give the dude a mug now!

One of the best pisstakes in OWC, if not the best.

Am trying to work out who wrote this! Good stuff!



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Gary in Houston
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Winner winner, piss take dinner!  This was awesome!  


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Done and dusted...the competition is over.


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Stevie's Line - Buddy... You're f**king a tree! Classic  
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NickSedario
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Honestly, if I was Dreamscale I'd be pissed my name's even attached to this. I guess that's why they call it a pisser? Although the part where he was screwin' the tree was kinda funny.  But other than that it fell flat, IMO.

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mmmarnie
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REALLY funny, but wouldn't Don be cooking beef noodles?  


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I knew there was something strange about Pia

And Don loves his Mac and Cheese

Very funny, I wish I wrote it

Mark


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Dreamscale
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NO PISSERS, MARK!!!!!!!

What the...?????

Pia has both male and female descriptions?

Sorry, bro, I couldn't continue on.
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"ass glows from the moonlight." Ah, yes, was wondering if this would show up.

Finished... I'm sorry but I didn't laugh as much as I should. This was a hard one to get in to since it honestly took itself a little too seriously at times, and with King's left testicle and all, you were expecting something really out there. There were certainly some good gems here but I would've liked the outrageous factor to have been a little bit higher.

Somebody is definitely trying to frame Stevie here, or maybe Stevie's got a massive ego and did this himself.
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stevie
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I had nothing to do with this!  Woulda done my own if I thought it woulda snuck thru, lol

I'm amazed that there's someone out there who 'knows' that 'Beatles For Sale' is generally considered the 'worst' album by the lads.  Gotta love that



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“BERT
Let me ask a silly question.
PIA
No Bert, don't ask silly questions...
please.
BERT
Here goes... would acid vomit be
considered a form of projectile
weaponry?
The page doesn't answer. All of a sudden the ground rumbles.
PIA
It doesn't like silly questions.
DON
What's happening Pia.
Bert slowly backs up to a tree. The branches reach out and
pull him in tighter and tighter until his eye sockets pop
out.
JEFF
Fuck.
Bert is left for dead, as everyone freaks out except Pia,
who stands with a devilish grin.
PIA
Anymore questions?”

The best! Especially the "borrowed" line "would acid vomit be considered a form of projectile weaponry." That one was great!

“And with that, Pia disappears into the woods, as the trees
crush every bone in their bodies.
As we zoom out the Beatles "The End" plays... it's how Stevie
would have wanted.
FADE OUT:”

Rad ending!
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I know who wrote this! Nice work! Give up the mug now!
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Reef Dreamer
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Strangely enough I would have put Jeff down for this...I suppose that was the aim.

It was well handled and all the SS refernces were well interwoven but I do prefer pissers that are shorter than 12 pages - just a preference.

Almost makes me think that once a year there should be a seperate OWC section for pissers, but still keeping to theme.


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I started reading this thinking it was legit. I think whoever wrote this should win me as I'm the mug.


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