Hey everyone, this might sound like I'm copying Andrew, but I'm not. I just found a bunch of songs I wrote, and I'm sorry if they offend you, but hey... I was a teenager once too...

Heaven's Hitman

Smack myself cause I can't get leid
Smack myself cause I don't get paid for my job
I work at a f***ing burger joint
The only thing I get in life is a complaint
He spit on my onion rings
He stuck the burger in his pants
Just leave me alone now
Before I kick your ass!

Go anarchists!
Forget the World!
Eradicate the bathroom stalls
Screw the rules
Bow down to me and call me God
Bow down to me and call me your Daddy
Bow down to me before I bash in your head!

Smack myself cause I can't lose
Smack myself cause I drink booze
My brother sneaks it to me
He is only 19
So how does he get his?
I wonder, maybe he bribes the feds...

Go anarchists!
Forget the World!
Eradicate the bathroom stalls
Screw the rules
Bow down to me and call me God
Bow down to me and call me your Daddy
Bow down to me before I bash in your head!

Smack myself cause my friend is gay
Smack myself cause I'm worse than a renegade
I've burnt down the school
People call me cool
Damn right cause I always break the rules
I lit an M80 in the classroom
Expelled twice and tagged the bathroom

Heaven sent us to piss off the World
Heaven's hitmen on a roll
Heaven sent us to piss off the World
Heaven's hitmen on a roll
Heaven sent us to piss off the World
Heaven's hitmen on a roll...
Psut!

yeah guys, that was our hit at my school... We made a demo and gave it out to everyone. Most of the people liked it... Sorry if I offended you in any way

Heaven sent us to piss off the World
Heaven's hitmen on a roll
Heaven sent us to piss off the World
Heaven's hitmen on a roll
Heaven sent us to piss off the World
Heaven's hitmen on a roll...

That part is awesome. Check out my songs and tell me what you think. Still got that demo i'd like to hear it.

Everyone and their dog is in a band these days... or has one, had one, will have one, thought up of one or something... it's almost strange. Isn't it?

I too am in a band... well, sorta in and out at the moment. Do most of my stuff by myself now, it's amazing what 1 person can do with the right stuff to mix and record with, oh... and a little bit of talent to go along with it.

I've posted some of my songs up here, on the poetry section, cause we don't have a lyrics section, yet.

My bands name is SHADOW STRONG... you don't know us yet and I'd like to say you will, but you probably won't :(

We are very much influenced by ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, FLESH FOR LU LU, U2, RADIO HEAD, THIRD EYE BLIND, MATTHEW GOOD and some other stuff

I've never thought of, or have been in a band ever... So does that make me different? Ha-ha

I'll go around my house and look for it... I'll let you know if I find it... Meanwhile here is another song...

Text Books Are For Losers

Call it as I see it
Don't know how to contemplate it
I just can't read the lines...
1,2,1,2,3,4
I drove my Dad's car into a fucking ditch
Silenced the storm and, the bitch
I'm about to destroy the text book
On my study desk
Who cares about studying?
Cause textbooks are for losers!

I want to runaway, I don't care what you say
I'm just gonna get away from this place
Life is no race
I live how I wanna
Living my life with my marijuana
Scratching my step-dad's ticket for the lotto
I'm a punk yes I am
I'm a punk yes I am
I don't need no text books

When I cry will you be there to wipe the tears outta my eyes
When I die will I be in your soft arms
When I say I love you... Will you... Will you...
FUCK IT!!!

I'm a punk yes I am
I'm a punk yes I am
I'm a punk yes I am
I'm not fuckin goody two shoes
I'm a punk yes I am
I ain't no nerd with no ****

I want to runaway, I don't care what you say
I'm just gonna get away from this place
Life is no race
I live how I wanna
Living my life with my marijuana
Scratching my step-dad's ticket for the lotto
I'm a punk yes I am
I'm a punk yes I am
I don't need no text books

La, la, la, la, la, lu, la, la, la ,lu, lu, lu, la, la, laaaa, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm a punk yes I am
I like to screw chicks that's the man I am
Don't care if you are down I'll just bring you up and in!

My band's name was The Irony of the Feds... We were very anarchist and very punk.

We were influenced by tons of stuff, Sex Pistols, Metallica, and alot of others... Mostly Sex Pistols... I had that raunchy voice like Sid Vicious and my fellow bandmates played wicked drums, guitar, and bass.

Damn, H.B.

I'll be honest.  Frankly, some of your stories leave me scratching my head.


But this stuff...I like it.  Yes I do.

haha i like ur song
go look at my songs people hah
in the music section
NOW NOW

Ironies

Welcome to paradise
I roll the dice on the table
Win a few bucks and win a record label
Fold my hand and shoot the deck
Shoot the feds that cash my checks
Run over the peds who judge me by my look
They label me everything I'm not (Even Sexual Predator)
My last girlfriend's Dad burnt my love letter

The irony of the law is one big flaw
I punched that one fed in the jaw
Next day broke his windows with a bat
Irony
Can't agree
Don't you dare label me
Irony

Death to me
Can't wait till I can see my brother in hell
Because the irony of the law gunned his ass down
Made me move away to a new town
Now the feds are after me
Just cause I pissed on my neighbor's property
I'm tired of all the labeling (Racist whore)
The feds are such a bore
Got arrested for calling one a donut whore...
(Hands on your head!)
Nah...

The irony of the law is one big flaw
I punched that one fed in the jaw
Next day broke his windows with a bat
Irony
Can't agree
Don't you dare label me
Irony

Don't change your name
Keep it the same
I'll screw your wife
While we're touring in Notre Dame...
In Notre Dame...
In Notre Dame...
That's where I'll suck up the whorish fame...

The irony of the law is one big flaw
I punched that one fed in the jaw
Next day broke his windows with a bat
Irony
Can't agree
Don't you dare label me
Irony of the law.....

I am not going to post on this thread again because right now I have this big, fat poster in my signature and it is getting obnoxious.

But I gotta' let you know, H.B., this is probably the ONLY time I have read lyrics where I could actually HEAR a song going on.  I've known bands like this.

This stuff is so rude and angry and raunchy and...well, I bet you guys put on one hell of a show, man.

New songs up soon...

Well, they're old, but I'm gonna wait for people to tell me how the other three are.

It was okay, but I hate music :P

I dont hate music, just pop-punk, since, It's pretty much a betrayal to punk, you know.