Ten Seconds To Air by Tom S. Parker - Comedy - Stuart Greenquist leaves a life of shoveling manure on a Wisconsin dairy farm to come to Hollywood in 1951 to write for the popular SciFi TV show "Star Patrol." The young man's artistic illusions are soon shattered when he realizes he's not done shoveling, it's just the variety of manure that's changed. 62 pages - pdf, format 8)