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Posted by: rendevous, July 2nd, 2016, 1:00pm

I don't really like talkin' bout I. I mean me,

But I left. Again. I left. I think I had DTs. I hate them. Again.

Would I build a wall? Yes. But nothing like the former Berlin one. Only a lunatic would talk about something like that these days? Yes? No? Oh.

Right. No. Correct. More like it la.

Who winds? Sorry... wins? Time will tell. I left. But now I'm back. Why?

I will say this... I've always had a soft spot for the ladies. The GIRLS. The WOMEN. Oh yes.

WHY? So many questions. Nevertheless, this is still a patriarchal civilisation. So, I love women. Steady. One at a time. Plasto said "Ahhehhhyyye, behave knobhead. One at a time. From a decent distance. You can look. But don't dare you touch. Not unless... ?

What?

He never said. The fecker buggered off. Typical. I had this thing about triangles. I told Isosausagesoles, or whatver his name is today. Next thing I know he satrts getting all equalateral. Or summat. So I went to get in a bath...

Aesop. Oh dear. What the fookin' hell am I on now.

I listen to the Radio. With my HEAD.

FulL StoPp>

Rxx 0

Posted by: Warren, July 2nd, 2016, 5:56pm; Reply: 1

Wow, just wow.

Posted by: SAC, July 2nd, 2016, 8:38pm; Reply: 2

I know what you mean, Ren.

Posted by: khamanna, July 5th, 2016, 6:01pm; Reply: 3

What's a DT? Google says down town, but it doesnt fit.

Posted by: LC, July 5th, 2016, 6:39pm; Reply: 4

delirium tremens
;-/noun
A psychotic condition typical of withdrawal in chronic alcoholics, involving tremors, hallucinations, anxiety, and disorientation.

In other words withdrawal suffered when people stop the turps suddenly.

Posted by: stevie, July 5th, 2016, 8:29pm; Reply: 5

Quoted from LC

Not that Lib would know about that, right? ;) ;D

Mind you I get headaches after 5 hrs without a coffee lol

Posted by: TonyDionisio, July 5th, 2016, 8:54pm; Reply: 6

Posted by: khamanna, July 6th, 2016, 5:17am; Reply: 7

Oops. Thanks Libby.

That's awful, Ren. I'm sorry.

Read and write something funny immediately. And the only funny book that comes to my mind is Three in a boat by Jerom K Jerom. There's also Tom Soyer. What else is there?
Easy A was a fun script, but it's about a girl. Then I read and reread Clueless. And reread - also about a girl. Other scripts were not funny - some even got an Oscar for a comedy film but I didn't laugh as much.

Posted by: Grandma Bear, July 6th, 2016, 7:39am; Reply: 8

Thanks Libby! Reread the original post and it made things a bit more clear.

Whatever you're going through Ren, I wish you the best possible outcome. Perhaps writing a new script will help? It does for me. Gives me something else to think about.

Take care.

Posted by: LC, July 6th, 2016, 7:43pm; Reply: 9

You're all taking Ren's rants seriously?
I think you actually have to stop drinking before the DT's kick in... ;D

And, Stevie, only on special occasions for me mate. ;)

Posted by: DanC, July 7th, 2016, 2:11am; Reply: 10

Quoted from LC

You're all taking Ren's rants seriously?
I think you actually have to stop drinking before the DT's kick in... ;D

And, Stevie, only on special occasions for me mate. ;)

LIBBY

You're back!! YEAH!! I've missed you. Oh Rev, don't know if I should say sorry, or give you a boot in the butt....

I'm confused. Which I assume most are...

Dan