So bland.
Bland characters.
Bland plot.
The heist was slow and ridiculously easy. Lame celebrity cameos. I can only imagine the product placement overkill.
This is a miss from page one.

If only some completely anonymous individual definitely not named WritingScripts were to click my email link at the bottom and send me the script. I would then be eternally grateful to that unknown person and discuss the script.

Quoted from MarkItZero If only some completely anonymous individual definitely not named WritingScripts were to click my email link at the bottom and send me the script. I would then be eternally grateful to that unknown person and discuss the script.

Please don't send it to me.

Quoted from BSaunders Please don't send it to me.

But aren't you looking forward to the possibilities?

Not only can every movie get a remake/sequel/reboot/prequel/soft-reboot/soft-sebootrequel. Now they can do all those things over again except with an all-female cast.

Thanks, world!

Quoted from MarkItZero But aren't you looking forward to the possibilities? Not only can every movie get a remake/sequel/reboot/prequel/soft-reboot/soft-sebootrequel. Now they can do all those things over again except with an all-female cast. Thanks, world!

Sounds like the final words of a suicide victim.

Quoted from DustinBowcot Sounds like the final words of a suicide victim.

If I do, can you sue Sony Pictures claiming the new Jumanji movie was an intentional infliction of emotional distress?

Don't forget about the porn parody