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Also, I certainly don't want any of the guys to think I am going to read their script and deem it unfit simply bc they fall into 'mary-sue' territory, Not that anyone really cares. But I read and judge based off the same mechanics as anyone else.
You know what they say - Sharp tongues cut erect nipples like sharp knives cut frozen butter. Or...uh...is that what they say? Who is they? Did anyone ever say this...or even anything like it?
at the very least, when this is over i can say i tried to expand into a different genre.
I'd list my "work" here, but I don't know how to hyperlink.
"Career" Highlights -2, count em, 2 credits on my IMDB page. -One time a fairly prominent producer e-mailed me back. -I have made more than $1000 with my writing! -I've won 2 mugs... and a thong. (polaroids of me in thong available for $10 through PM)
I have two lesbians making out for 8 pages and then doing the dishes for the other 2 Everything happens in the Kitchen so It's really low budget if any producers want it.
I have two lesbians making out for 8 pages and then doing the dishes for the other 2 Everything happens in the Kitchen so It's really low budget if any producers want it.
Spewing I didn't get sci fi (or did I?). Woulda been a doddle writing about 2 chicks in a spaceship arguing over who was making the sandwiches...
I have two lesbians making out for 8 pages and then doing the dishes for the other 2 Everything happens in the Kitchen so It's really low budget if any producers want it.
I have two lesbians making out for 8 pages and then doing the dishes for the other 2 Everything happens in the Kitchen so It's really low budget if any producers want it.
FUCK ME!!! That sounds alot like mine, but mine is set in an old Western town, so it's not much of a kitchen, and I tried to make it funny as the 2 babes were engaging each other.
I just need to find a way to wrap this up and have a real bang bang ending...OH SHIT...YES!!! I'll have them bang each other with a double dong and that should be that.
The Elevator Most Belonging To Alice - Semi Final Bluecat, Runner Up Nashville Inner Journey - Page Awards Finalist - Bluecat semi final Grieving Spell - winner - London Film Awards. Third - Honolulu Ultimate Weapon - Fresh Voices - second place IMDb link... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7062725/?ref_=tt_ov_wr
I have two lesbians making out for 8 pages and then doing the dishes for the other 2 Everything happens in the Kitchen so It's really low budget if any producers want it.
The Elevator Most Belonging To Alice - Semi Final Bluecat, Runner Up Nashville Inner Journey - Page Awards Finalist - Bluecat semi final Grieving Spell - winner - London Film Awards. Third - Honolulu Ultimate Weapon - Fresh Voices - second place IMDb link... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7062725/?ref_=tt_ov_wr
All I could come up with was two down low male assassins (get it!) sodomizing each other on top of a dead horse. Then crying as they jerk-off into a fire. There's something else in there about asking for directions....idk