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Dim drums throbbing, in the hills half heard, Where only on a nameless throne a crownless prince has stirred, Where, risen from a doubtful seat and half attainted stall, The last knight of Europe takes weapons from the wall, The last and lingering troubadour to whom the bird has sung, That once went singing southward when all the world was young, In that enormous silence, tiny and unafraid, Comes up along a winding road the noise of the Crusade. Strong gongs groaning as the guns boom far, Don John of Austria is going to the war, Stiff flags straining in the night-blasts cold In the gloom black-purple, in the glint old-gold, Torchlight crimson on the copper kettle-drums, Then the tuckets, then the trumpets, then the cannon, and he comes.
From Lepanto ~ Chesterton
Wow! I really liked that.
But, actually, it is suppose to hearken to MacBeth:
"A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come."
'cuz MacBeth is one of my favorite Shakespeare plays and it has witches and witches are in keeping with the season.
Based on the actual events when the Rams D showed up at the local hospital with aardvarks shoved up their arses. The Patriots have footage of the initial training ground mishap
Stevie would like to see himself, wearing that thong, as it would bring back memories of the 80's, wearing those redonkulously tiny, tight, denim shorts he always used to sport.
This is a first. Me finding out about a OWC before it’s actually started! I may enter, it’s been a while since my scripts were mercilessly cut to shreds.
In fact I’ve already started writing it. It’s called Thongnado – Free Willies. A tornado of thongs whips around the earth’s magnetic field, causing them to go back in time to the eighties. There, they attach themselves to all the Killer Whales in Seaworld and lift them up out of the evil theme park. The now Thong-Wearing-Killer-Whale-Nado, along with a few souvenirs they picked up on the way, like William Shatner’s toupee and the cast of Baywatch, travel back to the present to save Earth from a massive Thong Probe which is destroying the planet with its powers of sexy elasticity. The globe saved, the now Thong-And-Toupee-Wearing-Killer-Whale-And-Cast-Of-Baywatch-Nado stand for president but are beaten by a ungodly Donald Trump/Sarah Palin hybrid who enslave the human race and turn us all into cabbage patch dolls.
I think I’m gonna win unless Don goes for the usual ‘shoestring budget’ thing. Then I may have to cut William Shatner's toupee.
-Mark
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Stevie would like to see himself, wearing that thong, as it would bring back memories of the 80's, wearing those redonkulously tiny, tight, denim shorts he always used to sport.
For money you can see me in mine....ok you can't, even for a lot of money
The Elevator Most Belonging To Alice - Semi Final Bluecat, Runner Up Nashville Inner Journey - Page Awards Finalist - Bluecat semi final Grieving Spell - winner - London Film Awards. Third - Honolulu Ultimate Weapon - Fresh Voices - second place IMDb link... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7062725/?ref_=tt_ov_wr
Cool! Sawyer's been p*ssing me off, recently. Pia, you sure you won't take him?
Are you sure he's not pissing you off because he knows you keep saying bad thiings behind his back?
Actually, my son's neighbors moved away in a hurry a few days ago and left their orange cat behind. We're trying to find out if they're going to come back and get it or not. If not, I'll probably adopt that one. I can't believe people do stuff like that.
The Elevator Most Belonging To Alice - Semi Final Bluecat, Runner Up Nashville Inner Journey - Page Awards Finalist - Bluecat semi final Grieving Spell - winner - London Film Awards. Third - Honolulu Ultimate Weapon - Fresh Voices - second place IMDb link... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7062725/?ref_=tt_ov_wr