Mark,
     Congrats on the second place finish.  I must say that you are ONE SICK FUCK.  I mean that lovingly of course.    Wait, I'm sorry, I feel compelled to stick my head into my computer.  God, I hate it when that happens.

DO you have that software??  I'd get hookers, lots of hookers...

It kinda reminded me of my first entry last year about the woman god who enslaves a serial killer.  

I was confused as to how she was able to transfer the debt.  I was counting wishes and I think she was well over 20, but, that's okay.

I LOVED the ending.  The only thing worse than watching some random ex-lover eat himself to death (while losing his teeth) is to have to have sex with the nutcase.  

And you know they HAVE to make her happy.  

And you know what?  Everyone hates pedophiles, so, yeah, this worked.  Very well done, my friend.  There's a hot woman-god smiling down at you right now.  

I wish you had more time to write this.  It was fun.

Dan

Thanks Dan. Gad you liked it, now I don't have to request Enchanted Quill do something nasty to you! Also, glad to see you back on the boards.



-Mark