Alright buddy!  Don't forget - no using the word Halloween!  Ouch, there goes another ten pages of your script.

I have a solution for how the wheelchair dude gets into the old house:  

He's an ex SAS guy and parachutes in on his 'chair, to meet the other guy and the chick.

Stevie!  That's a great idea!  I didn't think of parachuting in...through a hole in the attic roof.  I like it.

Maybe he could be fork lifted in, as long as the hot chick knows how to drive a fork lift.

You guys are both wrong.  He mysteriously appears inside with no explanation whatsoever.  That is your story -- right there.

Nope, that's not my story.  Mine is based on an old Norse legend...

Mine is based on Goldilocks.  She's badass.  

I just came up with a great idea involving a Sperm Whale, already living inside the house.

The problem is that it requires another 14 pages, meaning I'll have to cut out an additional 14 pages in addition to the 52 I'm already cutting.

Hmmm, maybe I'll submit 4 different scripts and get my epic across that way?

Quoted from Dreamscale I just came up with a great idea involving a Sperm Whale, already living inside the house.

My house has a hobo with a shotgun.

Is it Rutger Hauer?

Quoted from screenrider Anybody else listening to mood music to help get into the mindset while writing?   I'm playing Smashing Pumpkins.

John Carpenter's score to The Fog & Gaelic sea shanties.
I scared my dog away.

E.D.

I've finished mine already.

There's a brilliant twist at the end, like sixth sense.

The woman attacks the evil man in the wheelchair with a knife. You think she's killed him, but he just deflates. He's really just a balloon and the real killer is the wheelchair itself!!!

It's called Paralysed with Fear.

Quoted from Don (adults who can play between the ages of 18 to 80).

My couple were going to be 82 and 84...  

Quoted from Grandma Bear My couple were going to be 82 and 84...

Just say they're in their 80s and you'll get away with it.

Mine is actually pretty screwed up. I have just wet myself writing a pivotal scene. I think this might be my masterpiece. More coffee for me, and I need to change my pants.

Rick, I like the balloon guy.  Very original.  Hopefully, people don't steal your idea and make lots and lots of fake balloon people, just to increase their cast size from 3 to 300.

Sounds like you're using your chair like I am...as a main character.  I'm going to make sure to flesh out the shower head in the master bathroom as well, so it comes across like a very likable protag, that everyone will be cheering for and fearing for when the water starts running.

My other main protag is my other main protag's beard.  It will have a life all its own...believe me!

Quoted from Murphy Mine is actually pretty screwed up. I have just wet myself writing a pivotal scene. I think this might be my masterpiece. More coffee for me, and I need to change my pants.

Damn...that's really funny.  Still laughing, actually.  Congrats, Murph!  Stick with it!