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The October 2010 OWC Theme and Genre are... (currently 37449 views)
mcornetto
Posted: October 12th, 2010, 12:35am
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You can actually learn a lot by having your script read as an iScript. Plus you get wider coverage. People who wouldn't normally think of reading a script will listen to an iScript. Though, of course, it may be the only script they ever read or listen to but that is besides the point.
iScripts are popular among the iCrowd like iPod users (they even share a first letter) and for some reason iScripts are smash in China (which shares the same letter but buried inscrutably in the middle somewhere). Who knows what the Chinese do with these iScripts but whatever it is they use a lot of them to do it. The Russian's have also gotten into the ring of iScript users as well and the last I heard iScripts were a bigger commodity there than blue jeans. By the way, never sell your blue jeans in Russia if you don't have another pair of pants (primo but true bad move).
Anyway, I digress, you digress, we all digress and the next thing you know we've moved forward for no explicable reason.
Just finished writing my serious one by hand. It came out sort of different to how it was in my head (ain't that always the case?)
It was tough to be writing dialogue that wasn't funny! Or meant to be funny...
I'll copy it onto the computer and hopefully in that process, I'll see what can improve it - that's my normal way of revising. Pia is gonna read it, so I should be able to get some great feedback from a 'horror master'.
Jimmy lad, you make me laugh. We must have a drink in a good pub sometime. Let's bring Rob and Screenrider and Pia. And not shag anyone. It won't be easy, but at least we'll have a laugh. They'll all agree hat geniuses we are. We fecking wish. They will also frown at our alcoholic content.
"You can't catch me, because I'm The Gingerbread Man!!"
It was a tongue-in-cheek deliberate joke, DJ. I'm paying closer attention than I appear to be.
"Hi FIVE!
2slo!"
Sucky part is it's gonna be some lame dude reading the wiener's script out loud for... like... the reading impaired of simplyscripts. Apparently it's all the rage with Chinese Germans.
"You can't catch me, because I'm The Gingerbread Man!!"
It was a tongue-in-cheek deliberate joke, DJ. I'm paying closer attention than I appear to be.
"Hi FIVE!
2slo!"
Sucky part is it's gonna be some lame dude reading the wiener's script out loud for... like... the reading impaired of simplyscripts. Apparently it's all the rage with Chinese Germans.
I'm just gonna roll widdit.
Is it the winner's script or the weiners? If it's the winner's, you probably needn't spend too much time worrying about it
Is it the winner's script or the weiners? If it's the winner's, you probably needn't spend too much time worrying about it
Are you really sure you wanna play your ugly little game or do you wanna reconsider? Last I checked I have yet to fling poo at anyone, let alone flung it first.
Oh YES! she did. First blood goes to Seamus. Everyone congratulate him on his bravery. Seems he's itchin for a scratchin'. My fuse is almost as long as I am so don't be in any hurry.
Are you really sure you wanna play your ugly little game or do you wanna reconsider? Last I checked I have yet to fling poo at anyone, let alone flung it first.
No, just complained REPEATEDLY about the prize DONATED for the FREE competiton that you've VOLUNTARILY entered.
But you're right you hven't flung poo, so I apologize.
No, just complained REPEATEDLY about the prize DONATED for the FREE competiton that you've VOLUNTARILY entered.
Ahem...Not a competition either. We aren't competitors, rather we're all in this together. Think of it as a big group hug where everyone is out to help everyone else meet the challenge head on.
(Whoa! I've been spending too much recreation time in James' new script)