Quoted from Grandma Bear Quoted from Ray     Wa-la! Pet peeve of mine... it's voila, not walla  or wa-la...

Nah... I'm pretty shure its walla.
As in:


My wife absolutely despises the way I destroy the English language when she knows darn gute an morgan that I kan speek it juss fyne.
We play mean games of scrabble and wordplay over here.

"Yes". viola is correct.
Makes perfectly good sense something that sounds like walla should be spelt viola.
The word "of" is a personal favorite of mine, superseded only by the nine letter word "abbreviate" meaning to shorten.
Yeah,
Sum phunny mutherph@cker even put an extra "b" in the word.
Clever.
Followed by: there, their and they're.
Butte munch's.

I'm surrounded by comedians perpetuating this farce of a written language with zealotrous fervor.
But that's okay.
I'll just roll widdit.

To wurdz:
bubble
trouble

Quoted from Ledbetter Murphy, It wont be good. That is the one thing I am truely consistant at. Look forward to reading your's as well. Shawn.....><

Trust me, you're not looking forward to it!

I am not even joking, it is garbage. It should carry a warning, in fact it might carry a warning. It really is garbage. I am not going to apologize for it, but I am not going to lie about it either.

Why wait...

Care to do a swap? Maybe we can help each other out? I can give you a read and vise versa.

Shawn.....><

LC...cool!  Me too, I'm, an editor.  Welcome to my island!

Ryan,,,actually...no.  But yeah, when throwing 1 of the most successful recording acts of all time into the mix, it's tough to stand and fight.  BUT...seriously, the Pumpkins stand on their own.  Crazy popular in South America and Japan, and you've got to remember, they're actually considered 1 of the "grandfathers" of melodic Euro power metal...been around as long as Maiden.  They've sold a shitload and routinely play to some of the biggest concerts all around the world.    And, if you consider their various offshoots, former members associated with them, side projects, and even current member's former bands...they're fucking HUGE!  LOVE 'em!

Oh well...Maiden still rules, obviously.  The new release was/is big all over the world.

UP THE IRONS, MATE!!!    

JEFF,

You are not just an editor, you are a KICK A$$ editor.

Shawn.....><

Quoted from Ledbetter Why wait... Care to do a swap? Maybe we can help each other out? I can give you a read and vise versa. Shawn.....><

check your email. Will have a read of yours tonight, need to run in a moment.


**EDIT** Dude, you quoting me in your sig? Not sure what to make of that. Don't think I have ever been quoted before, unless police statements count?

Thank you, Led.  I appreciate that.

But, Led, be careful reading Murph's script.  He already admitted to wetting himself when he write a certain scene.  Make sure the wife's not around....just in case.

You guys are all kicking ass with this OWC.   Can't remember when so many had already completed their scripts by now.

Great work, all!!!

That's a heck of alot more than I have.  Congrats..you've started.

Quoted from Dreamscale That's a heck of alot more than I have.  Congrats..you've started.

Where did 'e go?!
SR was juss here a minute ago and then "POOF!"

Hey, Mike?!
Whaddup?
And congratulations!
I haven't even thought up of a title yet.
But I do know the setting and time of day!
Maybe I need to go sleep at a Holiday Inn. Hmm... ?

Sorry, guys.  I posted then deleted.   Bad habit.  

I think screenrider deletes more posts than all of us moderators combined

Quoted from screenrider Sorry, guys.  I posted then deleted.   Bad habit.

Why? Seriously, why?


Imagine if the Bible had been written like that! Imagine what the world would have ended up like then!

Hmmmm, Actually it might be pretty good, a lot less war anyway.

That's a brilliant idea for a film. Whoever edited the bible had a computer crash and everything was deleted, so he had to start again. With a poor memory and no notes he actually ended up writing "The cat in the hat". Now every Sunday millions of people sit in a church singing songs about a cat, who wears a hat. And millions of Middle-Easterners kill each other over what colour the hat was.

Quoted from RayW "You can't catch me, because I'm The Gingerbread Man!!"

Now that's funny.
Maybe we are on the same wavelength.


In my submission, a character eats part of a gingerbread man!

Quoted from mcornetto I think screenrider deletes more posts than all of us moderators combined

I should get a gold star for that.

Quoted from Murphy Imagine if the Bible had been written like that! Imagine what the world would have ended up like then!

Don't have to imagine.
Already been done.

Twice!
At least.

When I read bible stories to my little kids I always make a point out of after two thousand years people are still pretty much doing the exact same stupid, pagan things as they did way back then.
Nothing new under the sun.
SR can probably cite you the time lag from WTH Moses witnessed his brother Aaron doing when he came down the mount to Gabriel telling Zechariah his good news, and since then - same dumb sh!t.
Do people still believe in ghosts and witches?
Are people threatened by Harry Potter books and wish to burn them or at least strike them from the shelves of public schools and libraries?
Does Salman Rushdee still have a million dollar bounty on his head for writing words? Offensive words.


JC was killed because he threatened the local clergy.
What's different today?

What if the good guy doesn't always win in a mash-up of Saving Ryan's Privates and The Book of Eli?
Whatapickle.

Next OWC: Bring a Biblical story to life.
H3ll. There are a bazillion horror stories in the Bible.