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Ray, you got some extra time on your hands, huh? WOW!
Lettuce just say you and me get to the same place by different means.
Quoted from dogglebe
WTF, Ray.... Use this energy and time to write something. A script, perhaps.
It's entirely possible that either you work slower than I do or that I work faster than you do. Most people can take a two hour job and string it out to eight hours. I'll take a two hour job and burn it down to under an hour and screw off for the remaining seven plus hours. Cheers, Phil!
Jeebus, Ray, how long did that post take? Leave it to you to data-mine an OWC. Well, maybe SS needs an official archivist.
O. M. G. You guys are so sofffft! Maybe... twenty minutes? Scroll, copy and paste. Scroll, copy and paste. Scroll, copy and paste. Oooooo! I'm so tired. I need a grande latte and a government sanctioned thirty minute break. Where's my acupuncturist? I can't handle all of these copy and pastings! Where's my xanex! Where's my midol! Ahhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Ahh-ha ha ha! You're killin' me.
No. Really. You are.
Quoted from Baltis.
Ray, you also forget the time when Don said "Good catch" ... As he had not clearly stated, at the time, children couldn't be included. I asked 2 very good questions. And one that actually shed light for others.
I didn't forget. - No children. Re: Are they children or can we make them adults? Baltis-
It was a very good catch. Yes, it did shed light on others, as did most of these.
Ray, you also forget the time when Don said "Good catch" ... As he had not clearly stated, at the time, children couldn't be included. I asked 2 very good questions. And one that actually shed light for others. And I'm Jewish so I'd get him a bottle of Manischewitz for like the 3rd day of Hanukkah
I would like to thank Ray for including me at the very end . I got a little worried. He may have taken what I said out of context and taken a jest as a matter of fact, but that's beside the point. I'm in good company.
Unless of course, this becomes the next five hundred and seventy six response thread. Then I will be a party to it >
The post was composed only after I reviewed the given criteria clarifications before I started reviewing scripts this morning and laughed my a$$ off. I thought the collective "you" were funny as h3ll. So, I thought I'd share it.
Sadly, I think I'm picking up on a p!ssy tone after having posted it. I don't know if it's unwarranted guilty consciences, or what. For a bunch of writers constantly berating each other for "clarity" I often find the great deal of vagaries in replies and accusations irritating.
The list began as simple C&P in chronological order, but as repeated patterns emerged I thought a grouping by subject most useful. Don's answer to your question was near the chronological end and without peer, thus... it's at the end.
I suggest you post a unique question ASAP for the FEB 2011 OWC.
I'd like to thank Ray as well. Why? Good question. I just liked the way the sentence looked when written down.
You, Clint are already party. As am I. Shall we set up a posse and paint a town red. Literally. I think I might enjoy that.
On the more serious note of A minor I've found the scripts for this one to be generally better than before for me. May be for many reasons, or it might just be me.
Anyway. They are. So, well done. Like my dinner was. I'm rubbish at cooking. Why the fuck do I live ten miles from the nearest takeaway? I'll be like Rooney when he joins City - scared of going out in town and definitely not ordering a take out. Not unless he wants to give his guts a clear out.
Hell's House A.K.A. Devil's Home by Veselin Stoqnov - Short, Horror - Elli, Megan and Selena are on a road trip. But what happens when they shelter themselves in an abounded house near the road? - pdf, format
Honest Fear by Chad Murtaugh (yosemitesam) - Short, Horror - Sometimes people are just crazy, and they do bad things as a result. - pdf, format
Widow's Walk by Brett Martin (electric dreamer) - Short, Horror - A woman struggles against a demon from her past. - pdf, format
Figments by Gary Rademan (grademan) - Short, Horror - Three military personnel battle miniature beasts called Figments with horrifying results. - pdf, format
Satan's Secret Surprise by Greg Baldwin (greg) - Short, Horror - A young possessed couple turns to sacrificial Satanism to rid themselves of their inner demons. - pdf, format
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An update. Since I accidentally posted a script that fell slightly outside the challenge requirements, I will be posting a couple other scripts that also fell slightly outside the requirements. However, the one requirement: one script per person I will hold to. Additional scripts submitted by the same author will get posted after all the OWC scripts are submitted.
Also, open submission will resume after all the OWC scripts are live.
Please post my script. I know I broke a few of the rules but I was following the guidelines posted on the Simply Scripts home page where there is no mention of the character's age. Thanks.
Please post my script. I know I broke a few of the rules but I was following the guidelines posted on the Simply Scripts home page where there is no mention of the character's age. Thanks.
Never, sprout! This would go against our tyrannical ways!!!
Please post my script. I know I broke a few of the rules but I was following the guidelines posted on the Simply Scripts home page where there is no mention of the character's age. Thanks.