Thanks to all of you for reading this. I think this has been a very civil, relaxed OWC that’s also thrown up some good scripts, so everyone give yourselves a round of applause! And to those who didn’t write a script but read anyway: good on you.
There are a couple of common responses to this script, and they’re ones I happen to agree with:
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The originality. Nope, this isn’t ground-breaking stuff. I assumed most people would be going down the ‘haunted house’ route, so I thought if I went in any other direction I’d at least have done something slightly different. The image I had that persuaded me to write ths script was of the patchwork corpse at the end, but everything that leads up to it is definitely well-trodden ground. I definitely hold my hands up to that.
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Ending too soon: yes, The Man probably could have fought back. To be honest, though, I didn’t want to drag things out any longer. If I do give this a brief re-write (I probably will), then there’ll be a more fitting ending, I also promise I won’t bump exposition on the final page! I don’t think that dialogue is quite as awful as some of you are saying, but I also agree it’s clumsy and could really do with some major alteration.
And very quickly, I’ll pick up on some of your individual comments.
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Michael: ‘Daddy’s Home’? That’s one of Pia’s, isn’t it? Well, she’s something of a horror master ( / mistress), so if that came to mind I consider that a bonus. Yeah, an expansion would be a good way to go in a re-write, if I think the script is worth one. Thanks for reading.
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Balt: I was nervous you’d tear me a new one, but I actually think I got off okay here. Thanks for the tips on writing style / formatting; it’s important never to lose sight of the basics. Yeah, I’m not a huge fan of gory-torture in films, so I wasn’t going to go that way. You’re welcome for that, I suppose.
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Libby: thanks for taking a look! Haven’t seen you around here for a while. Haha, good point about having the instruments of torture in place (not torture, maybe just amateur surgery), although as you correctly point out it’s a pretty bald plot necessity. Originally she went to get some food from the truck, but I decided that was taking it too far. Thanks for the complimentary words, and the read.
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Gary: cheers, man. Glad you liked it.
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Ryan: good ideas about the corpse. I didn’t want to drag out the description for too long, just wanted to give you a sense of the thing, but I can see a couple of extra words I could sprinkle in there to heighten the effect. A twist? Hmmm...interesting. I’ll look into it. Maybe the thing could suddenly come to life, ala the man tied to the bed in Seven? That could work. Maybe.
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James: Thanks. I had Kathy Bates in mind too! When she says “I love you” after smashing in James Caan’s ankles...makes me shudder every time.
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Stevie: yeah, the dialogue needs a re-write. It’s supposed to be as she advances towards the man, but maybe it does disrupt the flow. Thanks for the read.
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James: the horror aficionado takes a look. Sorry this didn’t really do much for you, although glad you liked the image of the son. I think “slightly clever” is my favourite ever review comment, by the way. If this were a produced feature, I’d definitely have ‘“funny, gross and slightly clever” – James McClung’ on the poster. Again, apologies that it never really grabbed you, and thanks for taking a look.
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Ren: My OWC script back in February actually started with the exact sentence “It is a dark and stormy night” (so obviously I claim credit for this OWC’s theme), and I originally went with that again. But yeah, ‘tempest’ is a good word. Awesome compliment from you there, appreciate that. In fact, great remarks throughout. Always nice to have a satisfied reader, so cheers for that.
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E.D.: yeah, I think I agree with your opening comment. A solid story solidly told; I’ll settle for that, this time round. Maybe I will rewrite it, see what I could do with it. The rest of your comments I agree with, and you’re welcome for the read!
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free2write: the SERIES OF SHOTS was really just used to get about five minutes of action (in my mind, roughly the amount of time the woman’s out the room) boiled down into about twenty seconds. 1 page = 1 minute would mean it’d be five pages of him trying to get free in a ten page script! Obviously too much. But apparently I formatted it wrong anyway, so there you go. Thanks for the kind words at the end, and for the read.
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Herman: I actually disagree with you about the names. I often have a problem with names in shorts I read, particularly with the ‘shorter’ ones...they just seem completely arbitrary, and I find them distracting. Why exactly is that guy called Tom? Does anyone really care what he’s called? I reckoned since names were never going to come into dialogue, and you’re never going to be looking at the screen thinking ‘I wonder what his name is?’, I’d just go with THE MAN and THE WOMAN. I admit this could be a problem in an iScript! Although, let’s be honest, it’s not going to be picked, is it?
Originally she was THE MOTHER, but I thought that might betray the final image. Thanks for the read.
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Greg: my thoughts exactly. The beginning and end are my favourite parts. The son in the wheelchair is the best part of this by far, and that shows. It’s a good visual, but the rest is a little ‘routine’, if you like. With a re-write I can put the limitations of the challenge aside, and hopefully it’d be slightly less ‘going through the motions’, to quote James. Anyway, thanks for the read.
That’s that. Again, thanks for everyone for taking the time to read and comment. For those of you who have OWC scripts posted, I’ll get cracking on returning reads now. For those of you who don’t, PM me if you have a short you want reviewing, or else just please accept my gratitude! Well done again for all those who took part in a very enjoyable OWC.
EDIT: There's one gaping plot oversight here that I noticed, and groaned at, as soon as the script was posted. Nobody's picked up on it, so I might as well confess it myself. The Woman goes out to the truck to get her saw, which allows the Man to get free. Then she grabs an axe from the shelf and gives chase. But if the axe was there all along, why didn't she just use that to chop his legs off in the first place? Maybe it's not a big deal, but it stuck out to me. I am, be honest, ashamed.