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leitskev
Posted: October 5th, 2011, 6:49pm Report to Moderator
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Please, for the love of whiskey, don't ever use this.


**It tastes just like chicken.**

Thanks

Feel free to add more such expressions.
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Posted: October 5th, 2011, 7:00pm Report to Moderator
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Mary ate her fish dinner, wishing he had ordered the chicken.

BOB (40), a senior bank manager, walks along the beach...



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...and that's when Amanda discovered her special purpose....
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bert
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I'm getting too old for this sh*t.


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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See you in Hell.
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leitskev
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I'm already booked, Ryan, so hopefully the beer ain't too warm. Oh, you mean don't use that. Ok, that too.
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mcornetto
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
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Quoted from mcornetto
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia


Conventional weapons are useless against it.


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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JOHN walks into the dining room.

MAUREEN (40), JOSEPH (40), MAGGIE (35), THERESA (33), LIZZIE (30), TRACY (25), DONNA (27), BRIAN (20), KATIE (40), JAMES (35), SALLY (50), MICHAEL (55), BEN (25) and STEVE (20) sit around the table, eating.

Christ, I hate that!


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Quoted from leitskev
Please, for the love of whiskey, don't ever use this.


**It tastes just like chicken.**


I have used that one, but it was sort of making fun of it. It was a very sick script...  


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leitskev
Posted: October 5th, 2011, 9:11pm Report to Moderator
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Parody is acceptable. I heard the line in a film today, and it annoyed me.
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Quoted from leitskev
Parody is acceptable.


But resistance is futile.


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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?

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Yes-yes, Ryan. It's a date. What table? I personally like the corners, but the middle will be fine too, if that's your preference.

Can we make sure everyone has nametags? That way I have a reference point from 2011?

Thanks a bunch,

G-d love ya!

Sandra



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Don't trust name tags in hell.
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