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If you could honestly pick a movie title to describe your sex life what would it be? Besides fast and the furious  

Mine, right now, unfortunatly would be Alone in the dark.  


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Gone in Sixty Seconds

I'm happy, her...
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Enter the dragon!!  

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Jaws.
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You`re a stud!

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The good, the bad and the ugly.
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Kramer vs. Kramer... because it's usually just a battle between me and myself...

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Obnoxious quips...bottlenecking...!!!!  
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Could it be anything but Dr. Strangelove?


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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The Girl Who Played With Fire


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Mr Bean.... oh no Rambo, that's the one


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Ticket to Heaven

And I'm wondering why Kevin is Jaws???
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40 year old virgin.  


Just Murdered by Sean Elwood (Zombie Sean) and Gabriel Moronta (Mr. Ripley) - (Dark Comedy, Horror) All is fair in love and war. A hopeless romantic gay man resorts to bloodshed to win the coveted position of Bridesmaid. 99 pages.
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Michael.

Jaws started with the girl skinny dipping and the shark ate her. Do you really want to know more?

I'm going to say The Invisible Man.

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Forced 10 from Navaron...

or-

Pee Wee's BIG adventure...

Shawn.....><

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Super.

(the Rainn Wilson one)


I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue bloods with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers," who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
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LOL Abe! You got me, a blew a snot bubble on that one.

I thought of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, but I don't need any bad publicity these days.
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The Longest Yard.


Phil  (really surprised I said this first)
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I'm surprised none has said Superman....  


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Can I change my answer? I'd rather go with.....

Toy Story.


I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue bloods with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers," who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
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Contaigon


LOL. I won't ask, Mo? it doesn't sound good mate!
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Guess who's back? Back again?
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Well, a good place to start is...
"In the Bedroom". Derp.

Then I can go all...
"Jungle Fever"!

And when I'm through...It's all about....
"The Getaway".

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When I was a teenager it would be  from dusk till dawn. wish it was like that again.


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Little Children. S hit, no, I meant Hard Candy. G oddamnit, wait...what was the question again?


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A double feature of Bang the Drum Slowly and Hot Shots!


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Has anyone picked "Shame" yet?

On the surface, it appears quite unflattering.
But perhaps unbridled sexual addiction isn't such a bad thing?

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Watchmen

and nice one ED. let's just hope it has nothing to do with Carey Mulligan (ie the definition of "doughy")


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"Those were the Days"

"The Lonely Man"

"Something's Gotta Give"
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Quoted from Dreamscale
"Those were the Days"

"The Lonely Man"

"Something's Gotta Give"


The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

The Seven Year Itch

Fade To White




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I have a hard on day and night


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Dreamscale:  Fade To White


Haha...brilliant.

So, I am guessing that Phil is The Burnout....and that would make Janet a Casualty of War, right?

bert (hoping this thread is too silly for Phil to be paying attention anymore....)

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Edit:  And in the spirit of fair play, I guess that would make me Them That's Dead....


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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Untouchables and the Undead.

Oh, wait...it's dead. Never mind.
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Blow...

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Perfect...well done.

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Brokeback Mountain





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Hedwig and The Angry Inch


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Haha...brilliant.

So, I am guessing that Phil is The Burnout....and that would make Janet a Casualty of War, right?

bert (hoping this thread is too silly for Phil to be paying attention anymore....)

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Edit:  And in the spirit of fair play, I guess that would make me Them That's Dead....


Does that make me Pimp Juice?

How about Moneyball...in'



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Lucky Stiff
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There Will Be Blood...


'Artist' is not a term you should use to refer to yourself. Let others, and your work, do it for you.
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There Will Be Blood...


You sir just made my day,
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bert (hoping this thread is too silly for Phil to be paying attention anymore....)


I hate you, Bert.  I simply simply hate you.


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I was going to say it is a combination of Charlies angels meets Anaconda but...

...its more like...

Lost Dreams Somewhere in the Gobi Desert

(Ok, i made that last one up...)


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My dear Loo....okay, okay, it isn't  a movie yet!
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for those of us who are married.... I'll say "Groundhog's Day"
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