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Just Murdered by Sean Elwood (Zombie Sean) and Gabriel Moronta (Mr. Ripley) - (Dark Comedy, Horror) All is fair in love and war. A hopeless romantic gay man resorts to bloodshed to win the coveted position of Bridesmaid. 99 pages. https://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?b-comedy/m-1624410571/
Unless you work at a donut shop. Then, it would be kind of pointless not to share. "What, you don't want to share your delicious pastry with me? Fine. I'll just take this one off the conveyor belt. It's fresher anyway."
Hello Dear Gary and a wonderful Happy Birthday to you!
I think the following is actually one of my tirades-- with something aphoristic buried within the bags of turnips, black radishes and of course, the beloved carrots, though sparse they may be.