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Bert is not around much for a bit (currently 2175 views)
Pale Yellow
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 6:23pm
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Got my plum wine ready....
...for the politics and religion pow wow
laughin
*sings* another Saturday night blah blah blah..I got some money cuz I just got paid...blah blah blah
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mcornetto
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 6:28pm
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Have fun bert. And don't worry. I'll keep an eye on things.
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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 8:27pm
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Dreamscale
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 8:48pm
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Ok, People...listen up. I run a tight ship, and you need to be aware of that.
First of all, let's cut down on the cursing. Suri Holmes Cruise could be reading this right now and we want to set a good example of being upstanding citizens and professional wannabe writers.
Secondly, I want to see some glowing reviews and feedback for every script you read. If you don't like it or think it may...uh...think it may...like...not be great, I don't care. I want you to tell that writer how great he or she is and what a wonderful command of the English language they have.
And finally, and this is important, I want all of you to get completely shitfaced at least 1 night while our revered Bert is away and let everyone know how you really feel about a script.
Jeff for new Mod - vote now!
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Grandma Bear
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 9:00pm
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Quoted from Dreamscale
Ok, People...listen up. I run a tight ship, and you need to be aware of that.
I'm in a pirate mood so I'm all for mutiny or just a blatant takeover!
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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 9:45pm
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Polish the brass, mop the deck, and shine your slugs.
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Ledbetter
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 11:07pm
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Polish the brass, mop the deck, and shine your slugs.
Don't worry. Jeff knows all about polishing his slug...
I'm sure his deck humms like a tuning fork when he is done polishing it.
Shawn.....><
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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 11:50pm
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lol, as mod, he can get someone else to polish his slug.
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stevie
Posted: July 1st, 2012, 12:12am
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I am always completely shitfaced
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Alex_212
Posted: July 1st, 2012, 1:38am
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Bert is from Sesame Street, don't you know him !!
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danbotha
Posted: July 1st, 2012, 5:23am
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I'm underage, so that's probably not advisable... I'll have a gingerbeer for you, bert. Sorry, it's the closest I can get
Have an awesome break, mate
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