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bert
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 9:12am Report to Moderator
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Not gone -- but on a vacation for a few weeks -- and then busy working through some big changes after that.  Not bad stuff, but busy stuff.

Just saying -- if there is trouble brewing on a thread -- or you need something -- it will be better to send me a PM.

I'll be popping in now and then, but don't assume I will just notice stuff for the next coupla' months.


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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jwent6688
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 9:34am Report to Moderator
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Wherever I go, there Jwent.

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Enjoy your vacation, Bert. Let pandemonium on the boards begin!!!


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Pale Yellow
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 10:38am Report to Moderator
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While the cats away ..the mice will play

Enjoy the vacation Bert.
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Ledbetter
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 11:11am Report to Moderator
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The king without his sword....

The land without its king...

Aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!

Have fun Bert.

I'll be sure and burn this place down.

Shawn
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Reef Dreamer
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 11:14am Report to Moderator
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Just in time for an OWC party!

I vote for Jeff as moderator

Have a good break.


My scripts  HERE

The Elevator Most Belonging To Alice - Semi Final Bluecat, Runner Up Nashville
Inner Journey - Page Awards Finalist - Bluecat semi final
Grieving Spell - winner - London Film Awards.  Third - Honolulu
Ultimate Weapon - Fresh Voices - second place
IMDb link... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7062725/?ref_=tt_ov_wr
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Jeff as moderator...we're all f#+cked lol.  Only joking, Jeff.

Enjoy your vacation, Bert.

Vacation....I just can't get away with that.  It's a holiday and always will be to me.


Check out my scripts...if you want to, no pressure.

You can find my scripts here
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Electric Dreamer
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 12:13pm Report to Moderator
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Taking a long vacation from the holidays.

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Have a great journey, Bert!
Travel is a great preamble to change.

Live well!

Regards,
E.D.


LATEST NEWS

CineVita Films is producing a short based on my new feature!

A list of my scripts can be found here.
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Mr.Ripley
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 12:28pm Report to Moderator
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Have a great vacation Bert.

Gabe


Just Murdered by Sean Elwood (Zombie Sean) and Gabriel Moronta (Mr. Ripley) - (Dark Comedy, Horror) All is fair in love and war. A hopeless romantic gay man resorts to bloodshed to win the coveted position of Bridesmaid. 99 pages.
https://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?b-comedy/m-1624410571/
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Sonofabitch Dumblick Shitbricks Grandmastickafingerinmyass Lintlicker.


https://www.facebook.com/TheEphesian



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rc1107
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We can check how often he pops back in by how fast my #8 post gets deleted.  This is post #9 right now.  :-)


Have a great vacation, Bert!


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Pale Yellow
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Quoted from Reef Dreamer
Just in time for an OWC party!

I vote for Jeff as moderator

Have a good break.


OMG great idea...OWC party....

AND JEFF as moderator!!!! *smile* Give the board a good ole UFC feel to it haha
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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 3:40pm Report to Moderator
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Jeff as moderator? We'll have armed security enforcing rules! The SS? JK. Jeff moderates, I'm in.
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Hugh Hoyland
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Enjoy your vacation Bert! :]


New Sci-fi spec-script http://www.simplyscripts.com/scripts/RevoltintheStars.pdf
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Grandma Bear
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Have a great vacation and sorry about the shoot...

I promise not to start any brawls while you're gone...although a good invigorating discussion on current politics could enliven this place. Let me have a few beers first then I'll be ready.  


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Mr.Z
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 5:54pm Report to Moderator
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Who's bert? And why do all fear him?


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Pale Yellow
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Got my plum wine ready....

...for the politics and religion pow wow laughin

*sings* another Saturday night blah blah blah..I got some money cuz I just got paid...blah blah blah
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mcornetto
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 6:28pm Report to Moderator
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Have fun bert.  And don't worry.  I'll keep an eye on things.
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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 8:27pm Report to Moderator
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Dreamscale
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 8:48pm Report to Moderator
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Ok, People...listen up.  I run a tight ship, and you need to be aware of that.

First of all, let's cut down on the cursing.  Suri Holmes Cruise could be reading this right now and we want to set a good example of being upstanding citizens and professional wannabe writers.

Secondly, I want to see some glowing reviews and feedback for every script you read. If you don't like it or think it may...uh...think it may...like...not be great, I don't care.  I want you to tell that writer how great he or she is and what a wonderful command of the English language they have.

And finally, and this is important, I want all of you to get completely shitfaced at least 1 night while our revered Bert is away and let everyone know how you really feel about a script.  

Jeff for new Mod - vote now!
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Quoted from Dreamscale
Ok, People...listen up.  I run a tight ship, and you need to be aware of that.

I'm in a pirate mood so I'm all for mutiny or just a blatant takeover!


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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 9:45pm Report to Moderator
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Polish the brass, mop the deck, and shine your slugs.
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Ledbetter
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 11:07pm Report to Moderator
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Polish the brass, mop the deck, and shine your slugs.


Don't worry. Jeff knows all about polishing his slug...

I'm sure his deck humms like a tuning fork when he is done polishing it.

Shawn.....><
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leitskev
Posted: June 30th, 2012, 11:50pm Report to Moderator
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lol, as mod, he can get someone else to polish his slug.
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stevie
Posted: July 1st, 2012, 12:12am Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Dreamscale
I am always completely shitfaced





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Alex_212
Posted: July 1st, 2012, 1:38am Report to Moderator
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Bert is from Sesame Street, don't you know him !!

He and Earnie are an item.

Just kidding have a gr8 break as we can be sooooo annoying and a de-stresser can help.

Alex


PLEASE TAKE A PEEK AT SOME OF MY WORK:-

CLICK HERE: Please comment or PM me.
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Quoted from Dreamscale


And finally, and this is important, I want all of you to get completely shitfaced at least 1 night while our revered Bert is away and let everyone know how you really feel about a script.  


I'm underage, so that's probably not advisable... I'll have a gingerbeer for you, bert. Sorry, it's the closest I can get

Have an awesome break, mate


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