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Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 4:12pm Report to Moderator
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hahahaha.

I heard about this.

I didn’t know the guy’s name was Jeff Bush!

That’s pretty effin weird.
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Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 4:44pm Report to Moderator
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OMG Glad it wasn't our Jeff!!!!!
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Yeah - I heard this on the radio, all the way over in Engerlund, and they were just like, lets assume he's dead, and not bother looking ...

Glad to hear it's not you Jeff. Commiserations to the other guy's family.
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Our Jeff lives in Arizona.  I think...

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Quoted from M.Alexander


On a strange side note, it'd make interesting material for a script, but I'm not gonna touch it.  



Lol yeah I was just thinking that.

"Jeff Bush was in his bedroom Thursday night in Seffner — a suburb of 8,000 people 15 miles east of downtown Tampa — when the ground opened and took him and everything else in his room."

Yikes. Eaten alive by the Earth. Maybe our planet is just a giant monster and we are the food. Scary stuff.
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If that's our Jeff, he's not dead. Just going home to cook up some more mischief!
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Dammit!  I sent a sinkhole to the wrong guy!


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Our Jeff would get the sinkhole plastered on Jager and climb out.

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I knew it couldn't be our Jeff when I saw the guy was 37. Isn't Jeff like 100 but well preserved by all the Jager he drinks.
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Three pubs and a strip joint mysteriously went into sinkholes first. Something was looking for him.
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We'd know if Jeff carked it:

Firstly, I wouldn't get drunken Skype calls on Saturday arvo anymore and...

The share price of Jagie would plummet...



Actually, I heard our Jeff was keen for it to happen to his house as he hasn't been in any hole for ages....



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Stevie,

Dude!  Ew......!  
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Funny, guys.  Very funny.

I am communicating with you from deep within the bowels of the Earth. I still haven't found my TV, but luckily, my computer came to rest a few feet from where I did.

I did some exploring last night and was happy to find my local strip club also got swallowed up.  The last of the living strippers kicked it early this morning, but some of the deceased ones seem to be holding up pretty well.  I've never been a big necrophiliac,  but as Stevie's always said, when it's dark, one hole is just as good as another.

I'm hoping to be rescued later this morning.  See you all soon.
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Better to die with vodka than with tedium!

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Wow! Jeff from beyond!
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Any slugs down there?
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