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Dreamscale's Not Dead (currently 2558 views) |
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Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 4:12pm |
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hahahaha.
I heard about this.
I didn’t know the guy’s name was Jeff Bush!
That’s pretty effin weird. |
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Pale Yellow |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 4:44pm |
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OMG Glad it wasn't our Jeff!!!!! |
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Forgive |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 5:08pm |
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Old Timer Let The Sky Fall
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Yeah - I heard this on the radio, all the way over in Engerlund, and they were just like, lets assume he's dead, and not bother looking ...
Glad to hear it's not you Jeff. Commiserations to the other guy's family. |
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Oney.Mendoza |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 5:16pm |
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LocationBay Area, CA Posts190 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
Our Jeff lives in Arizona. I think...
ONEY |
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SteveFauquier |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 6:38pm |
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On a strange side note, it'd make interesting material for a script, but I'm not gonna touch it.
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Lol yeah I was just thinking that. "Jeff Bush was in his bedroom Thursday night in Seffner — a suburb of 8,000 people 15 miles east of downtown Tampa — when the ground opened and took him and everything else in his room." Yikes. Eaten alive by the Earth. Maybe our planet is just a giant monster and we are the food. Scary stuff. |
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KevinLenihan |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 7:13pm |
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If that's our Jeff, he's not dead. Just going home to cook up some more mischief! |
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dogglebe |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 7:27pm |
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Dammit! I sent a sinkhole to the wrong guy!
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Electric Dreamer |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 7:51pm |
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LocationLos Angeles Posts2740 Posts Per Day 0.55 |
Our Jeff would get the sinkhole plastered on Jager and climb out. E.D. |
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CoopBazinga |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 8:30pm |
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LocationPerth, Australia Posts1175 Posts Per Day 0.26 |
I knew it couldn't be our Jeff when I saw the guy was 37. Isn't Jeff like 100 but well preserved by all the Jager he drinks. |
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KevinLenihan |
Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 9:05pm |
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Three pubs and a strip joint mysteriously went into sinkholes first. Something was looking for him. |
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stevie |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 12:49am |
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LocationDown Under Posts3441 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
We'd know if Jeff carked it:
Firstly, I wouldn't get drunken Skype calls on Saturday arvo anymore and...
The share price of Jagie would plummet...
Actually, I heard our Jeff was keen for it to happen to his house as he hasn't been in any hole for ages.... |
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wonkavite |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 6:15am |
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Stevie, Dude! Ew......! |
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Dreamscale |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 9:53am |
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Funny, guys. Very funny.
I am communicating with you from deep within the bowels of the Earth. I still haven't found my TV, but luckily, my computer came to rest a few feet from where I did.
I did some exploring last night and was happy to find my local strip club also got swallowed up. The last of the living strippers kicked it early this morning, but some of the deceased ones seem to be holding up pretty well. I've never been a big necrophiliac, but as Stevie's always said, when it's dark, one hole is just as good as another.
I'm hoping to be rescued later this morning. See you all soon. |
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Helio |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 10:01am |
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Old Timer Better to die with vodka than with tedium!
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Wow! Jeff from beyond! |
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KevinLenihan |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 10:05am |
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Dreamscale |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 10:06am |
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Posted: March 4th, 2013, 10:08am |
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dogglebe |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 10:33am |
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INT. SINKHOLE - NIGHT Phil |
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KevinLenihan |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 12:25pm |
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INT. SINKHOLE - NIGHT - TRAVELING
Just to really piss him off. |
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Ryan1 |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 4:13pm |
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Gonna be a great scene when Jeff blasts outta that hole like Lone Wolf McQuade. |
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Dreamscale |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 4:16pm |
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The problem is it will be NC17 rated, though, as a bunch of naked, decomposed strippers will blast out with me. |
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RegularJohn |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 5:18pm |
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That'd be one hell of a movie poster! |
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dogglebe |
Posted: March 4th, 2013, 10:59pm |
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Am I the only one who found it weird that they gave up on this guy after only three days? They didn't send a rescue crew or a camera or even a monkey with a bottle of Jager down there.
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