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So, yesterday someone contacted me via e-mail, asking if my company is willing to ship to Kuwait. He mentions that he has his own shipping agent to make things easier for me.
With spidey senses tingling, I asked what, exactly, he was looking for. He asked me for my website.
I told him that my company, and its numerous divisions, has several websites and I need him to be more specific. He asked me to send him all my URLs.
Now, I need to gather the most outrageous URLs for this guy...
Any suggestions are appreciated. Keep 'em clean and almost believable.
I sent this guy five URLS that were supposedly mine: four were for sex toys and one was for marshmallow peeps. I got this reply:
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Phil, Good to read back from you, I would like you to get back to me with the total cost plus shipping via the below shipping agency,for the quantity of item requested below:
Moon Plug Anal Toy Violet ................................... 20 Pcs
Dare Anal Toy ................................20 Pcs
The Assifier Item# 105A ................................ 50 Pcs
Valentino Vibrating Silicone Anal Toy ................................ 30 Pcs
Also, I experience difficulties when it comes to getting orders to my address here in safir Kuwait Islands i would be best if you contact the shipper which i used in the past (frogairservice@gmail.com.)
I will need you to obtain a quote and get back to me with:
COST OF THE ORDER
COST OF THE SHIPPING VIA FROG AIR SHIPPING CO.
TOTAL COST (ORDER + SHIPPING VIA FROG AIR SHIPPING CO)
Once i have these details, i will get back to you with my credit card details immediately.so you can charge and make the necessary shipping
arrangements.
Regards Walt
to which I replied:
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Walt,
Having checked our inventory, we have all the items you request, except for the Assifier. We only have nine of these items in stock (they are a very popular item this time of year as, I'm sure, you can understand). The unit price is $11.95 each (total for the nine: $107.55.
In regards to the other items, you are very close to getting bulk discounts:
The Moon Plug Anal Toy is currently listed at $72 per unit, and you've requested 20 units (total: $1460.). If you were to order 24, the unit price would drop to $66 (total: $1564.);
The Dare Anal Toy (my personal favorite!) is currently listed at $120 per unit and you've requested 20 units (total: $2400.). If you were to order 24, the unit price would drop to $105 (total: $2490);
The Valentino Vibrating Silicon Anal Toy is currently listed at $40 per unit (total: $1200). As you are buying in bulk, the unit cost is $33 (total: $970). Be advised that this particular model is being discontinued in August.
Please let me know if you wish to go with these incredible discounts or not. From there, I can establish shipping parameters and will contact Frog Air Shipping.
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