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Happy Birthday to Chuck Norris! (currently 3846 views)
dogglebe
Posted: March 10th, 2014, 7:03pm
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The man who built the house he was born in! Phil
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DustinBowcot
Posted: March 11th, 2014, 2:17am
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That should be stuntman vs bear...
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Ledbetter
Posted: March 11th, 2014, 6:58am
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Mortals have birthdays... Chuck is carbon dated! Shawn.....><
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dogglebe
Posted: March 13th, 2014, 10:44am
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Leave Chuck Norris alone! Don't diss a man who lost his virginity before his father did. Phil
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Ledbetter
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 8:24am
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I dare you to say that to Chuck's face. Oh wait... No one has ever seen Chuck's face And lived! Shawn.....><
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dogglebe
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 8:38am
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When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle, he doesn't get wet; the puddle gets chuck! Phil
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Ledbetter
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 10:50am
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It can't be Chuck's birthday... Chuck died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Shawn.....><
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dogglebe
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 2:21pm
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One time, Chuck Norris saw his reflection in a mirror and had a staring contest with himself. Six days later, he won. Phil
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Dreamscale
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 3:19pm
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If CHuck saw Shawn's avatar pic of his face in mean mode, it could be an epic stare down and confrontation.
Damn, dude...you look like a badass...but I know in reality, you're a candyass!
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dogglebe
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 8:37pm
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Jesus has a t-shirt that reads, 'Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.' Phil
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Ledbetter
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 8:47pm
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I read somewhere that the epic masterpiece movie, 300, was inspired when the writer actually witnessed Chuck shaving. Shawn.....><
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dogglebe
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 9:12pm
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Phil
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Ledbetter
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 9:26pm
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Of course not! Chuck created sperm just to create himself. I also read that the double helix was first discovered from discarded dental floss Chuck left at a Red lobster. Shawn.....><
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Scoob
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 9:35pm
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Jokes aside, Chuck was involved in some pretty gritty flicks. The "Missing In Action" films always make me smile but they have a very disturbing backbone. "Delta Force" could care less about relations with the middle east, akin Rambo 3, but is still an enjoyable , if not mindless, romp of action. I also digged Chuck's tsngle with the Myers-clone, in some film I can't recall, but he sent him flying down a sewer.
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Ledbetter
Posted: March 14th, 2014, 9:45pm
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Huh? This whole thread is about Chuck and his awsomness... In fact, Chuck called me And said if he wasnt busy cleaning up the Russian bullshite He would kickyour ass for not honoring his day. Shawn.....
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