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rendevous
Posted: March 15th, 2014, 12:02am Report to Moderator
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Gentlemen please.

This thread is not about you. Or me. Or him. It's about Norris. Charles Jamie Norris. Now, be pure, be vigilant. And behave.

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Ledbetter
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Red headed pumpkin fuck stick said what?

Look side show bob, youre outgunned even with no one aroung.

Let it go

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I liked the pumpkin retort, must keep that. haha




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Ledbetter
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Ren,

I tried to keep it about Chuck and the love.

Some people dont get it..

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At the same time, it's nothing deep and meangiful and were ( I am)  just having a crack,
Is what it is.



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DustinBowcot
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As they say up north... ta-ra Chuck.
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Ledbetter
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Quoted from Dreamscale
If CHuck saw Shawn's avatar pic of his face in mean mode, it could be an epic stare down and confrontation.

Damn, dude...you look like a badass...but I know in reality, you're a candyass!  


You think, bro?

My wife dared me to post this pic. She thinks, and I agree, I look silly. That's why I used it.  

Shawn.....><
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Ledbetter
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Sorry to Ledbetter,

No way I can rationalise why I said what I did to him, I'm sorry.
No excuses. I'm sorry. I spoke wrong.




No worries brother!

I enjoyed the exchange.  

Take care,

Shawn.....><
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A lot of people have Superman pajamas.  Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.


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Neal Armstrong wasn't the first man on the moon. Chuck got there first...

using a Stairmaster

Shawn.....><
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NickSedario
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Chuck Norris is a kick-ass Christian.  



God bless him.  
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Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug on his living room floor.  The bear isn't dead; he's just afraid to move.


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Quoted from TheSock
Cuck Norris has a bear skin rug on his living room floor.


Is Cuck his brother? The one with the special finger?



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I heard Chuck's slow motion takedowns aren't actually edited.
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