The man who built the house he was born in!




Phil

That should be stuntman vs bear...

Mortals have birthdays...

Chuck is carbon dated!

Shawn.....><

Leave Chuck Norris alone!  Don't diss a man who lost his virginity before his father did.


Phil

I dare you to say that to Chuck's face.

Oh wait...

No one has ever seen Chuck's face

And lived!

Shawn.....><

When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle, he doesn't get wet; the puddle gets chuck!


Phil

It can't be Chuck's birthday...

Chuck died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Shawn.....><

One time, Chuck Norris saw his reflection in a mirror and had a staring contest with himself.  Six days later, he won.


Phil

If CHuck saw Shawn's avatar pic of his face in mean mode, it could be an epic stare down and confrontation.

Damn, dude...you look like a badass...but I know in reality, you're a candyass!  

Jesus has a t-shirt that reads, 'Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.'


Phil

I read somewhere that the epic masterpiece movie, 300, was inspired when the writer actually witnessed Chuck shaving.

Shawn.....><

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.  There's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


Phil

Of course not! Chuck created sperm just to create himself.

I also read that the double helix was first discovered from discarded dental floss Chuck left at a Red lobster.

Shawn.....><

Jokes aside, Chuck was involved in some pretty gritty flicks.
The "Missing In Action" films always make me smile but they have a very disturbing backbone.
"Delta Force" could care less about relations with the middle east, akin Rambo 3, but is still an enjoyable , if not mindless, romp of action.
I also digged Chuck's tsngle with the Myers-clone, in some film I can't recall, but he sent him flying down a sewer.

Huh?

This whole thread is about Chuck and his awsomness...

In fact, Chuck called me

And said if he wasnt busy cleaning up the Russian bullshite

He would kickyour ass for not honoring his day.

Shawn.....

Chuck tells me. I do.

Redeam yourself...

Offer a Chuck-ism...

Quickly...

You lose.

Walks away...

BANG!

Quoted from Scoob You lose. Walks away... BANG!

What? Where you running off to?

Or is that what someone says with no face meat?

Quoted from Ledbetter What? Where you running off to? Or is that what someone says with no face meat?

Come on, man!

Check your Chuck!

lol,

You dont get the Chuck thing, do ya?

God its akward When this happens.

Okay, ill "check my Chuck"..

And we should leave it at this...

Shawn

Please stop!

Its like riding with somone over a cliff know the airbag on their side is disabled.

I digress !

In your language that means i forfet a frog for the village sake.

Shawn

Man,  are not joking around?

This was a thread of jokes.

You stepped in serious, bro.

Oh and cunt isnt cool.

Shawn.....

What?

I can't read gibberish.

Sorry.

It was a joke.
Sorry, somehow this has not got across. Apologies, never meant to offend anyone. sorry

You jump in on a thread that was meant to be lighthearted and call me out?

And then call me a cunt?

I can only say...

Wow, did you get to know me quick.

Shawn

You making this out to be more than it is, yes, you are a cunt.

Post-production,
You?

Follow my sig...

Lol

That wasnt the apoligy cry baby PM you just sent a minute ago.

You can act all That in front of the grown ups but i want you to know...

I accept your apoligy.

Shawn

Gentlemen please.

This thread is not about you. Or me. Or him. It's about Norris. Charles Jamie Norris. Now, be pure, be vigilant. And behave.

R

Red headed pumpkin fuck stick said what?

Look side show bob, youre outgunned even with no one aroung.

Let it go

I liked the pumpkin retort, must keep that. haha

Ren,

I tried to keep it about Chuck and the love.

Some people dont get it..

Shawn

At the same time, it's nothing deep and meangiful and were ( I am)  just having a crack,
Is what it is.

As they say up north... ta-ra Chuck.

Quoted from Dreamscale If CHuck saw Shawn's avatar pic of his face in mean mode, it could be an epic stare down and confrontation. Damn, dude...you look like a badass...but I know in reality, you're a candyass!

You think, bro?

My wife dared me to post this pic. She thinks, and I agree, I look silly. That's why I used it.  

Shawn.....><

Quoted from Scoob Sorry to Ledbetter, No way I can rationalise why I said what I did to him, I'm sorry. No excuses. I'm sorry. I spoke wrong.

No worries brother!

I enjoyed the exchange.  

Take care,

Shawn.....><

A lot of people have Superman pajamas.  Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.


Phil

Neal Armstrong wasn't the first man on the moon. Chuck got there first...

using a Stairmaster

Shawn.....><

Chuck Norris is a kick-ass Christian.  



God bless him.  

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug on his living room floor.  The bear isn't dead; he's just afraid to move.


Phil

Quoted from TheSock Cuck Norris has a bear skin rug on his living room floor.

Is Cuck his brother? The one with the special finger?

I heard Chuck's slow motion takedowns aren't actually edited.

Chuck's nunchucks

CAN chuck wood.

Shawn.....><

Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world once a month.  They bleed for a week afterwards.

That's probably my favorite.



Phil