"Whaddaya mean you sold our house and bought a boat!?"

Who could forget this classic line from the 1986 smash hit, 'Ahoy Matey!'. With Steve Martin and Diane Keaton as the hapless couple who give up their home and decide to live on the open seas. Featuring John Candy as rival yachtsman Jerry Klutz.

Or...

"This humidity is downright uncomfortable!"

Alec Guinness' famous line from David Lean's 1968 epic, 'An Indian Summer'. Guinness stars as colonial officer Regis Wadsworth who must construct a road from Delhi to Mumbai, while coming to terms with the exotic Indian culture. Featuring Peter O' Toole as Col. Winston Grant, and Peter Sellers in a dual role as an Irish navvie, and the Indian Maharaj.


Anyone care to join in?

Funny idea. Yes, I'd like to join in. Maybe later in the week...

While I'm too lazy to contribute right now, its a great idea, Greg.

I got a good laugh out of your post, especially the second one. Quality.

"Simon Says...you'll love it!"

Joan Plowright stars as a former adult-film actress in the comedy romp "Skin Tag" (1996). Plowright plays Saucie Bootes, the MC of an all-nude cable show in which naked senior citizens compete in games of Leap Frog, Musical Chairs, Freeze Tag, and Mother May I? The contestants are played by Vincent Gardenia, Dinah Shore, Buddy Hackett, and Elaine Stritch. Special appearance by Martin Clunes as Miss Bootes's disapproving nephew.

"Oh, and one final thing...my chest is hairier than yours."

Treat Williams' killer line from 1997 straight-to-video release, 'The Exchange Student Part Two: Danger Is Abroad'. Treat Williams takes over from Tom Berenger in the 'Exchange Student' franchise, in which he plays an undercover cop who poses as a college exchange student in order to infiltrate an international drug cartel. Featuring Jurgen Prochnow as Professor Graves. With Jeanne Tripplehorn and Eric Roberts.