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stevie
Posted: March 8th, 2015, 5:29pm Report to Moderator
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Denim shorts + SS mug + coffee:

The greatest combo since John, Paul, George and Ringo  




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Quoted from stevie
Denim shorts + SS mug + coffee:

The greatest combo since John, Paul, George and Ringo  



And toes!


My Scripts:
SHORTS
Bed Bugs
I Got The Shaft
No Clowning Around
Fool's Gold
Five Days for Redemption

TELEVISION
Father, Forgive Me
Sheriff of Nowhere
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Yes I noticed the toes, too. Some people have a thing for them... so I hear.  

Oh, I do covet an SS mug. You're a lucky dog Stevie to have it bequeathed to you. How's the tea taste? Or did you put beer in it?


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stevie
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Tea, Lib? Beer?

BLASPHEMER!

Only coffee in this little SS mug for this little black duck!

Yeah I only noticed after posting my toes were in the pic. My feet are pretty big so hard to keep them out lol.

Got email from the Fanatics tour about the Turkey trip! It's all happening



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Dreamscale
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How'd Stevie get a mug?  WTF???

Dude, love those shorts.  What waist size are they?  I want to rock those things, but I don't see nearly enough size for my member.  
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stevie
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Ryan kindly wanted me to have the mug so Don sent it over!

Ah, those shorts are size 32 which is cms I guess. Nope, it's inches which is 81 cms



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Ooh, dear. Coffee. I stand corrected.

And, I do believe 'bequeathed' was the word Don used re Ryan's gift.

I think you should've painted those toe-nails, Stevie.  
Exciting about Turkey - just around the corner now. Keep us posted.


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Ah, those shorts are size 32 which is cms I guess. Nope, it's inches which is 81 cms



No way 32" waist shorts will ever be worn by this kid again.  Back in the day, yes, this day, no.  I'm a 38 and 36 will be the best I'll be able to do.

If you can still wear those, mate, I'm impressed.
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stevie
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Yeah I've always had slim hips on my lanky frame lol. It's funny though cos some shorts are really tight in design and the same size. I have another pair of size 32's that I haven never worn as they are too tight around the waist.

Lib, I plan to have my toenails painted in Istanbul by a belly dancer as I sip coffee and eat kebabs



Google 'Princes Islands' as well.  Me and my mate are out there for a day!



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Dude,

You could prolly crack walnuts between those toes.

Those aren't little piggy's...

They're feral hogs...

Shawn.....><
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Dude,

You could prolly crack walnuts between those toes.

Those aren't little piggy's...

They're feral hogs...

Shawn.....><


Yeah ey are pretty big feet. Size 12



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Yeah they are pretty big feet.


Pretty big???

You could prolly wrap your toes around a branch and hang like a bat.

Your second toe looks like it has a third knuckle.

Your big toe nail could've been used as a shield in the movie 300.

Your sock maker prolly charges by the yard.

bot-um bang...

Shawn.....><


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Quoted from Ledbetter


Pretty big???

You could prolly wrap your toes around a branch and hang like a bat.

Your second toe looks like it has a third knuckle.

Your big toe nail could've been used as a shield in the movie 300.

Your sock maker prolly charges by the yard.

bot-um bang...

Shawn.....><




Jeff's sock maker retired a millionaire recently. Made a fortune from our buddy stuffing them socks down his pants every time he went out to get a root. Well, tried to get one lol




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Size 13's here.

I only wear socks when I have to...same with underwear...or clothes in general.

Freedom!!!!!  YES!!!!  
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Size 13's here.

I only wear socks when I have to...same with underwear...or clothes in general.

Freedom!!!!!  YES!!!!  



I'm sure you and Shawn had a great time hanging it all out in San Antonio Nudist Park.

Pity the critters in the bushes that had to witness the saggy carnage

But there was a plus side - I heard you wandered through the San Antonio Flower Show and you both won first prize for best dried arrangement.




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