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No Meat by Anonymous - Short, Drama - Ronald and Katherine are carnivores. Abigail is a vegan. What does a backyard BBQ have to do with an eggplant? - doc, format
Short and...the eggplant fell into the pool! Oh my gosh...as bad as it is...truly bad grammatically...it is TRULY funny and I think the story line is pretty clever and off the normal, over beaten, path. I laughed all the way to the end.
I love words and the fact that when the page is blank...there's nothing there until words are formulated in my brain. Those thoughts...rushing through my viens and out my finger tips, find "life" on the page.
When people and places come to life...that to me is exciting.
MBCgirl =) My finger nails should look nice while I type - Red works!
A guy and two vegan lesbians talking by the pool. And the guy's wearing a tight white speedo. I agree with Michel, this is a lost script from the 70's porn vault. Poorly done with a chuckle. OK, who around here writes in MS Word?
Priceless. I mean this is priceless. A funny absolute snapshot of perfection. It takes you on a journey to where? Your soul. If you did not feel that with this script, start sizing yourself for a coffen, because you are already dead.
I wept. Bitterly at first, then as an elderly man in soiled depends.
If I were the editor of HUSTLER, I would give this 4 straight up boners.
To the writer, you have a very special talent in writing for the porn industry. I couldn't even do that. Kudos!
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Memwipe - Sci-Fi, Action, Thriller (114 pages) - In a world where memories can be erased by request, a Memory Erasing Specialist desperately searches for the culprit when his wife becomes a target for erasure -- with his former colleagues hot on his trail.
Thanks to everyone who read and commented on my script.
Yes, this was obviously a big, old pisstake. Again, I tried to break every rule in the book and come up with some of the lamest dialogue ever. Someone correctly pointed out that it came across as 70's porn dialogue...funny stuff, IMO.
The "plot" wasn't supposed to be porn or offensive, so I'm sorry if anyone was offended. I just wanted to write something really over the top bad and funny. It seems like some actually found some entertainment in this, and I'm happy about that. For those who didn't, I'm sorry.
Another perfect example of how not to write a serious script. You won't see anymore of these pissers from me in the future, but it was really liberating and fun to write this...and read some of the comments.
Lol. Came across this little gem. I loved it, honestly. I thought it was hilarious. I didn't read any of the thread at first, so I had no idea who submitted it or anything, so I didn't know if I should take it serious or not.
I'm glad to find out that it was written as a comedy, as it makes it even more hilarious in my opinion and on a second reading, (yes, I read it twice), found even more humor the deeper I digged into the descriptions.
I understand where some may come from when they say this was a waste of time (how it shouldn't be taken seriously), but I've been after a little bit of enjoyment lately and this made my day when I came across it a couple days ago, and it made my day again now just rereading it.
I won't say who it was that wrote it, as I thought the thread was kind of cool as I read through the replies and found out the reveal. Even the thread had its own twists and turns for this one.
HaHa...thanks Mark and Janet. I had to read this again now, myself, and I'm still laughing. The dialogue is priceless with the repeating names over and over.
Yes, Janet, it was even written in word to accentuate its terribleness.