now has anybody here ever heard the song can't touch this I love this song it sounds so good and it is an old song but I love it so if you have heard it and like it please reply thanks.

Yes, I've heard it. Can't say that I'm a fan of M.C. Hammer.

Goodness, now that brings back some memories. He was around about the same time as the Arsenio Hall Show, I think (can't forget whoop, whoop, whoop). I was just getting into high school. I remember the main theme of it was taken from a 70's song (Superfreak?).

I only remember the chorus, of course. The verses are no where in my memory banks.

Haha I love the commercial where the guy is dancing in front of his mansion and there are like 10 very expensive and cool looking cars with a large post of himself hanging in front of the house, along with a few sexy dancers behind him as he break dances to the "Can't Touch This" song. Then a title card comes up saying: 15 Minutes Later and it shows everything of his being taken away and he is sitting there all bummed and stuff. It was a Nationwide commercial I think.

Sean

Ah the MC Hammer commercial, and how can we forget the Family Guy paroady of this?

Ah ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me.
Can't Touch me.
Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy,
From Lethal Weapon 2,
I've got diplomatic Immunity,
So Hammer, you can't sue.
I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets.
I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat.

Can't touch me,
Can't touch me.
Can't touch me,
STOP!

Peter time.
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out.
Don't like it, kiss my rump.
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Can't touch me,
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump.
Can't touch me.

I'm Presidential Peter,
Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot! I've been around the world,
From Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way.
Can't touch me.

Except for you...

*Peter points to a hot chick*

...you can touch me.

Sean