On theme just seen this, hope the link works...


https://m.youtube.com/watch?li.....m-a22-01-03&amp=

My question came up late because I thought I understood the meaning of "rogue".

This was a fun challenge. For me the toughest part wasn't the shark, it was the character limit.  

20 down. 9 to go. Really surprised by how many solid entries there's been so far. Great job everyone!

I think I've comented on all of them.

Shocked how many pissers snuck in.  

Quoted from Dreamscale I think I've comented on all of them. Shocked how many pissers snuck in.

You get me?   Ha!

Really?  You get me?

I'm glad I can crack myself up...and a few others as well!

Got 17 out of 29 read, pissers and all.

There's some really decent work here.
You guys are great.


"Hey! 'Lord Laughs at the Wicked' writer!
Thanks for saving me about twenty minutes.
No, really.
I mean that.
You're great, too."


Hope to get the rest done tonight and tomo morning then post my infamous production review commentary and cost-value analysis spreadsheet around noonish.
And the offers for production will be real this go 'round.

Ray, mine can be animated if you're looking for NC17 animated material.



I actually htink 2 of the pissers would be hilarious animated shorts.

I've read two, but only commented on one. It seems like you guys think the turnout was of pretty good quality though. That's great!  

I've read nearly of them but missed a couple of reviews.
Didn't read or review any ineligible ones. Well, a couple but I didn't give them serious critique.

Maybe 5 really good ones in there. A few that would be better with a rewrite.

Quoted from Dreamscale Ray, mine can be animated if you're looking for NC17 animated material.

If I think I can make a good festival entry with it I'm game for anything.
NC17 is no barrier to me.  

Quoted Text I actually htink 2 of the pissers would be hilarious animated shorts.

Since you've already read them all which two are those?


So far I've read some which are good stories but I just can't do anything with them and some which are just too d@mn time consuming to make even with some "script doctoring."

But there's a couple of good ones and some iffy maybes in there.

Quoted from stevie Didn't read or review any ineligible ones. Well, a couple but I didn't give them serious critique. Maybe 5 really good ones in there. A few that would be better with a rewrite.

I'm slogging through 'em all!

Yeah, many of these could be a lot more producible with a healthy, guided re-write.

Look forward to reading your reviews, RW.

Speaking of which, reviews I mean. Not RW. I did that bit already.

I always love the OWC reviews that go like this -

I didn't like it. It was rubbish. This bit was terrible. I mean really terrible. And why did that character do that? That was completely stupid.

This wasted my time. I don't know why you bothered in the first place.

Well done on completing the OWC.

It reminds me of the time I went to the bank looking for a loan. I sat waiting for an hour or so then spoke to this woman for five minutes in a small room.

Bank woman then leaves me in small room for twenty minutes. There's nothing in here apart from two chairs, a desk and a bad painting on the wall.

I study the painting until I could draw the bloody thing blindfold.

She then returns and asks more questions. Then leaves me alone with the painting again. For half an hour.

When she returns she regretfully informs me that they can't give me my loan 'at the present time'.

Just as I'm about to storm off in a huff she asks 'Is there anything else we can help you with today?'

I'm about to mention she didn't help me in the first place. Instead I leave before I put her head through that fecking painting.

R

I've read 10, kinda swamped by work at the minute so my only real free time is on Saturday.  I'll attempt to get 15 - 20 done before voting begins.  

Though, after reading that "one" with the "newlyweds" I don't think my mind can handle anymore vivid scenery, lol.  

Quoted from DarrenJamesSeeley Does the shark have to attack a person (dead or alive) The shark had to attack something or somebody. This is why I allowed the use of other sea life.

Well within context of rogue... if a shark simply attacked fish, then it would be eating dinner and not a rogue shark. For it to be a rogue shark it has to attack people.

I am traveling now, and out of pocket for the next 24 hours or so, but it seems I cannot leave you kids alone for a minute.

This was kind of funny

Quoted from NickSedario Marnie, Rendevous and Stevie all jumpin on Ray's little bandwagon. There's a surprise.

I do not recall any of these folks interacting to any large extent before.  It is a surprise, and it tells me something.

I am not here to pass judgement, just to tell you guys to cut it out.  I suspect the people on the "bandwagon" are most likely to listen, or at the very least, stop throwing spoons about.  All that jangling is driving me batty.

What I will say is that this is supposed to be anonymous.  If you "out" yourself ahead of time -- regardless of whether people think you wrote something or not (you do not have to own up, you know) -- then take your medicine and quit bellyaching.

It is just a message board for pete's sake.

I suppose our new Mod-woman is out drinking her Stella and walking her Guinness.  Or perhaps its the other way round.  I forget.  No matter.

But you best behave or she is coming down here with her whips out because I am dropping her a note and she has been dyring to try them out.  CRR-AACK!