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Dreamscale - OWC spoof (currently 5420 views) |
Don |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 3:42pm |
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AdministratorAdministrator So, what are you writing?
LocationVirginia Posts16417 Posts Per Day 1.93 |
Dreamscale by SKRT - Short - Four friends on a camping trip, get more than wanted from a young girl (not what your thinking peeps). - pdf, format |
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stevie |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 3:48pm |
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Of The Ancients
LocationDown Under Posts3441 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
Omg! This is the winner. Give the dude a mug now!
One of the best pisstakes in OWC, if not the best.
Am trying to work out who wrote this! Good stuff! |
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Gary in Houston |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 4:05pm |
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LocationTexas Posts1306 Posts Per Day 0.32 |
Winner winner, piss take dinner! This was awesome! |
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alffy |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 4:09pm |
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LocationThe bleak North East, England Posts2187 Posts Per Day 0.33 |
Done and dusted...the competition is over. |
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DV44 |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 4:28pm |
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Been Around
LocationCalifornia Posts510 Posts Per Day 0.12 |
Stevie's Line - Buddy... You're f**king a tree! Classic |
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NickSedario |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 4:44pm |
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Honestly, if I was Dreamscale I'd be pissed my name's even attached to this. I guess that's why they call it a pisser? Although the part where he was screwin' the tree was kinda funny. But other than that it fell flat, IMO.
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mmmarnie |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 4:51pm |
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REALLY funny, but wouldn't Don be cooking beef noodles? |
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irish eyes |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 9:10pm |
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January Project Group There`s too much blood in my alcohol
LocationUpstate New York Posts1865 Posts Per Day 0.36 |
I knew there was something strange about Pia And Don loves his Mac and Cheese Very funny, I wish I wrote it Mark |
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Dreamscale |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 9:39pm |
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NO PISSERS, MARK!!!!!!!
What the...?????
Pia has both male and female descriptions?
Sorry, bro, I couldn't continue on. |
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nawazm11 |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 9:55pm |
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Been Around
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"ass glows from the moonlight." Ah, yes, was wondering if this would show up. Finished... I'm sorry but I didn't laugh as much as I should. This was a hard one to get in to since it honestly took itself a little too seriously at times, and with King's left testicle and all, you were expecting something really out there. There were certainly some good gems here but I would've liked the outrageous factor to have been a little bit higher. Somebody is definitely trying to frame Stevie here, or maybe Stevie's got a massive ego and did this himself. |
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stevie |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 10:26pm |
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Of The Ancients
LocationDown Under Posts3441 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
I had nothing to do with this! Woulda done my own if I thought it woulda snuck thru, lol
I'm amazed that there's someone out there who 'knows' that 'Beatles For Sale' is generally considered the 'worst' album by the lads. Gotta love that |
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J.S. |
Posted: July 14th, 2013, 10:28pm |
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“BERT Let me ask a silly question. PIA No Bert, don't ask silly questions... please. BERT Here goes... would acid vomit be considered a form of projectile weaponry? The page doesn't answer. All of a sudden the ground rumbles. PIA It doesn't like silly questions. DON What's happening Pia. Bert slowly backs up to a tree. The branches reach out and pull him in tighter and tighter until his eye sockets pop out. JEFF Fuck. Bert is left for dead, as everyone freaks out except Pia, who stands with a devilish grin. PIA Anymore questions?” The best! Especially the "borrowed" line "would acid vomit be considered a form of projectile weaponry." That one was great! “And with that, Pia disappears into the woods, as the trees crush every bone in their bodies. As we zoom out the Beatles "The End" plays... it's how Stevie would have wanted. FADE OUT:” Rad ending! |
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Pale Yellow |
Posted: July 15th, 2013, 8:37am |
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I know who wrote this! Nice work! Give up the mug now! |
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Reef Dreamer |
Posted: July 15th, 2013, 8:54am |
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LocationThe Island of Jersey Posts2612 Posts Per Day 0.56 |
Strangely enough I would have put Jeff down for this...I suppose that was the aim.
It was well handled and all the SS refernces were well interwoven but I do prefer pissers that are shorter than 12 pages - just a preference.
Almost makes me think that once a year there should be a seperate OWC section for pissers, but still keeping to theme. |
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MarkRenshaw |
Posted: July 15th, 2013, 9:14am |
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LocationUK Posts2335 Posts Per Day 0.58 |
I started reading this thinking it was legit. I think whoever wrote this should win me as I'm the mug. |
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