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Posted: July 17th, 2013, 11:41am Report to Moderator
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Just read "the weakness"

Freaking funny spoof...baby pussy

Obviously the writer has a love affair with Canadians  

I enjoyed the monologue and especially admitting to copying and paste...

Overall I had a good laugh during my lunch break

Mark


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Posted: July 17th, 2013, 11:54am Report to Moderator
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You Dun goofed

Appreciate how we start OVER BLACK and stay there the entire script!

Cowboy Sam - oh boy, here we go.

Stevie and myself?  With Madame Putz and Cowboy Sam?  Damn...hilarious!  I think I need to take me another big old hairy piss.

Uh oh...me and Stevie going homo?  Not liking that too much, but I'll give it a chance, if he stops fucking those damn sheep!!

For reals - HaHa...classic!  Damnit...

Cleveland James?  Fuck me...I gotta piss again!!

Too many Desperate Housewives mentions!!!!  Not that funny.

pantaloons and pirate outfit - fuck, man...you're seriously killing me here!

my brah - LOL!!!!

Kevin enters the fray...unreal!

those weren’t women cheerleaders... -Awesome!  That's the way Stevie likes 'em - sheep or men dressed like women!  LOL

Ryan!  Welcome!!

The Jeep kills the dolphins...or "slaughters" them.  I got to go take another hairy piss!  Seriously...I have to get this urine out of me!!

Wooo...that was indeed one big old hairy piss!

Photographs of blue denim cut offs around the whole room. STEVIE MACDONALDS sits at his water bed, nude except the exception of denim cut offs. He has his ex Niner cheerleaders around him. With closer inspection, a bulge can be seen at their crotch.

Fuck me...this is hilarious!

NAKED MAILMAN (O.S.)
I GOT THE PHONE YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!! - I'm out of words to sue to describe the hilarity going on...and the smell of fresh urine, as it must be continually leaking out of me, drop by drop.

INT. SHOWER - WATER - DAY - Fuck...speaking of showers, I need one, as this urine is everywhere (I had to sit Indian style on the ground while I read so I wouldn't soil me beloved chair, and I have one of those plastic things down so me beloved chair can roll around and do spins and the best part is my leaking urine can easily be wiped up on the plastic thing on the ground).

Awesome!  Classic!  Well done!  I gotta go shower now and I hope the water shoots out faster than...wait a minute...I don't really wish that...what I do wish for is that the water shoots out like cum from a squirter's baby pussy.
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