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jwent6688
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:44pm
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Wherever I go, there Jwent.
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Are you just screwing with me now Sandra??? No way is that Tommyp. That is an englishman, not an aussie. Lest he's toying with us. Hmmm.....
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:48pm
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
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Sorry, I thought the dialogue was foreign and I thought Tommyp was capable of the funny dialogue in this.
I think Shelton might have wrote the monster schlong.
Sandra
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jwent6688
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:52pm
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Don't be sorry. You maybe right. I just don't think it was him. Muster up some backbone and smack it back at me girl... Stick to your guns.... Umm.. You're still wrong though... IMHO
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:53pm
Of The Ancients
What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
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I think there should be a script written with the title:
Monster Schlong
I have to go out for dinner and a movie of all things.
And on a Friday night ta boot!
"Crazy woman. What the hell is she on anyways and who does she think she is, going out to a movie on a Friday! Sheesh! Give me a break already!"
"Suck it up buttercup. I need to unwind and get me some action-paction"
I will be sending a vote out tomorrow. I need to let this sink into the depths of...
well, I can't tell you that can I. Ah you already know anyways.
Sandra
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Scar Tissue Films
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:55pm
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English people and Aussies are not "foreign".
Australia and the US are merely former colonies of The Great British Empire.
I hope this clears things up.
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LC
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:55pm
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Agreed. "The Love that Dare ... " definitely an Englishman - trademark all over it, from previous. Just mo.
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Dreamscale
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:57pm
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Shelton didn't even enter...I thought that monster schlong was his also.
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 6:59pm
Of The Ancients
What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
Location Bowden, Alberta
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English people and Aussies are not "foreign".
Australia and the US are merely former colonies of The Great British Empire.
I hope this clears things up.
Then why do I need a plane and a passport? That's foreign to me.
To me, over the ocean is foreign.
Sandra
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mcornetto
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 7:00pm
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Spoken like a true furiner
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 7:02pm
Of The Ancients
What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
Location Bowden, Alberta
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I just realized!
Like a WAVE came over me!
We're ALL foreigners!!!!
Sandra
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jwent6688
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 10:08pm
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Quoted from Dreamscale
Shelton didn't even enter...I thought that monster schlong was his also.
I like how we've changed the name from "Terms of endowment" to "Monster Schlong".. . Obviously best line in any script for the OWC IMO. I think Cam17 is capable of writing this level of a comedy, but i dunno...
We shalll see.
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Dreamscale
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 10:32pm
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I think my grande chorizo is capable of writing this...or maybe even my monster schlong.
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Shelton
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 10:44pm
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Quoted from Dreamscale
What about "insanely chested girl #1" or even "insanely chested girl #2"?
Those suck.
Shelton's IMDb Profile "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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jwent6688
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 10:46pm
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"Well, if I don't whack it, I'm worried
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mcornetto
Posted: September 4th, 2009, 10:48pm
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You guys are all stuck in a rut. I'd suggest you pull yourselves out of it but I know you'd just end up sliding into it again.
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