All I Want For Christmas by Blinky - Five year old Izzy has to be good for just one day to get all she wants for Christmas.  Short, Horror

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Quoted Text IZZY (5), a curly haired, sweet looking girl, spills light from the landing into the dark room as she opens the door and tiptoes to a large wardrobe at the far end of the room.

You're missing hyphens on curly-haired and sweet-looking. ANd the passage is awkward - Izzy doesn't spill the light - IT spills in.

Quoted Text Izzy is on the naughty step in the corner of the room, next to the Christmas tree.

Naughty step?? Not familiar with this.

A dummy is a pacifier I guess - learn something new every day.

Quoted Text SARAH How did it get the?

typo?

Quoted Text A child’s hand maneuvers through branches, pines and lights of the Christmas tree to a chocolate, dangling deep inside.

At this point we know the child is Izzy - just use her name.

Quoted Text John pulls from behind his back a wooden elf.

S/B

John pulls a wooden elf from behind his back.

Okay - going to stop with the typos and phrasing here - but there are quite a few issues with the writing.

SPOILERS

Story-wise.

You did hit the parameters of the challenge - congrats.  

This one definitely took a dark turn. I was kind of expecting that the elf was going to have something on everybody the way you set it up - e.g., no play station for Dad because he was caught - but only are poor Izzy got the nasty deed it seems.

Had a hard time with that - a five-year-old little girl victim - For my tastes - I would have much preferred the Dad getting it (kind of a misdirect as well).  Others may be fine with it.

Note: This should not be classified as FAMILY genre

Congrat on entering.

Oh wow this was awesome. It went from being a cutesy family movie to a dark horror film awfully quick. Great job author.

Elf on the Shelf has a lot to answer for...

Decently written and a nice slice of life setup.

But the timeline via the 'Superimpose' confused me... you have 23rd December, then 24th and then Christmas Eve - the last two are obviously the same, did I miss something.

The end didn't feel foreshadowed enough and didn't gel for me... no issue with some retribution delivered by the Elf but we are set up to believe a present, the one she most wants, will be taken away. And then you just kill her... which isn't the present she most wanted so it jars.

Decent effort though  

Hi writer,

Ok, that went where I didn’t want it to go… I never trusted those little Elf fuckers. It was never a tradition growing up in my house, or neck of the woods, that… Elf thingy, shelf thingy, or … whatever, but I guess nostalgia is what you make it, millennials have always known that ‘Elf on the Shelf’ ruse, I guess. Not that you’re a millennial, or maybe you are, just… maybe it’s just an Elf, and there is no shelf. I digress.

Dummy, I presume is a ‘soother’, the rubber nipple. That’s what North Americans call it… a fake teat for lack of the better; you’re telecasting your location, all good. Just an FYI: a few give-aways for the UK and Aussies are Bonnet (Hood-America), Mum (Mom – America), Dummy (Soother- America) … you get the gist. Not that either or is right or wrong, just the lingo of the land if you want to remain incognito. Mind you… maybe you are?

“All I Want for Christmas”. Ooooh… that song. I had to sing it in a grade three Christmas Concert. I was singing the shit out of it too, all the while looking at my Mom in the audience, smiling, loving life. Then the teacher… Mrs. Webster, who weighed about a deuce - a deuce and a half, came up to me after the concert and smacked me a good one right across the face “You’re supposed to look at me for hand signs during the concert!”

Oh yeah…! Like she’s fucking ‘Vivaldi’ or something conducting her canon, or opus… all I could do was wail, that’s what we did back in the day after authority figures smacked you about, you cried. You never told anyone, this is the first time I’ve said that out loud… kids were kids and teachers were asshole’s, meh.

OK, onto the Elf. I didn’t get an enchanting, magic, or surreal connection for this little wooden creature, it just kind of showed up, from behind John’s back.

Red flag number one:

Sarah kneels down to her (Izzy’s) eye level.

SARAH: “We have something very special...”

“Something very special...?” Yeah, all I heard is a fallout siren. Someone’s gonna make a movie sooner than later about these evil little wooden Elf dudes ruining Christmas… might as well be this one, IMO. Weird you went creepy over the holidays, but I guess you had to go there.

I'm totally oblivious to Elf on the Shelf...

Jumpers...? (I'm sensing a rush job) - even if you added ugly Christmas jumpers...
Deffo a Brit, Kiwi or Aussie writer with the naughty corner and dummy...

Bloody hell (excuse my French - twice so far I've used that minor expletive on an entry) the ending is so dark.

The Elf really should have shut Dylan up. Just kidding, but that crying baby would surely drive a person mad. The Elf probably had enough.

Bit too dark for me, but then the genre was open and you hit the parameters with the 'ornament'.

Rick, I thought American usage was pacifier?
Just goes to show what I know.

Quoted from LC Rick, I thought American usage was pacifier? Just goes to show what I know.

Yes, that too, lol. But that has waaaaaay too many syllables when you have a wailing baby in your arms: ‘Where the f*ck’s that soother!’ is mainly heard around these parts. Mind you, my kids are grown now so I haven’t said that in awhile.

Quoted from LC Bloody hell (excuse my French - twice so far I've used that minor expletive on an entry…)

OK, Libby… now I know you’ve been hanging with Shwartz way too much?

It's definitely the company I keep.  

Hey writer,

Oooph, that went downhill very quickly.

First up, loved Izzy screaming at her bro to “shut up!!” Don’t know why but I found that very funny within the opening context. Then we went into the middle movements and climax...

So, after the setup, and also for part of it, there were so many points that could have been streamlined with dialogue ready for the chop and descriptions that could be cut down. It’s something I’m bad at, where you think you need every word to just set a tone or a scene, but then after a clean reread a few weeks on you take an axe to it. Your standard of writing is good, however, it just needs tweaked to make it awesome.

The ending kinda came from nowhere for me. There’s an elf sat in the middle of a family drama, then it suddenly decides to do what it does?? Needed a bit of warning there, not just random elf mischief on that scale.

Anyway, decent attempt but needs some work.

Cam

P.S. review was brought to you by IDLES, with their angry bits sorta fitting the ending quite well!

Typos aside, nicely written and some lovely imagery. The ending came out of left-field though, I didn't see any behaviour which would warrant such serious punishment. This is in no way a family movie but a great effort.

-Mark

One word: Family?

Aside from a couple spelling and grammatical issues, it was well written and an easy read. You definitely got the shock factor you were going for but not sure how sellable this would be?

Good job, writer. I think it's exactly what you were going for.

"23rd December" - Odd.  Why not December 23?

"DOLLS HOUSE" - Either Doll's House, or Dollhouse.

Lots of strange slang (to me, at least), overwritten lines, and awkward wording, but here I have to bring something up -  you intro this Elf, but give us no clue how big it is, which is important.

So, I had to google a bunch of words, and based on that, I think you need to set this thing up properly and tell us where we are with a SUPER, or something that makes it clear.

Because the parents are never addressed properly by their name, they would be better named Mom and Dad, or whatever the slang is there.

I really think everything is pretty well done, even alot of dialogue, up to the end, starting on Christmas morning, then everything takes a very sudden turn.  Hey, I love horror and the unexpected turn of events, but this is a 6 page short, and there wasn't a single sign of horror leading up to the all these "Close up" on the Elf grinning.

Coming out of left field doesn't even hold a candle to what takes place here.  We see absolutely no reason for this to happen, and because of that, for me, at least, I'm left muttering, "WTF?"

Maybe you need a 10 page limit here and you can go back and show John buying this Elf, and give some opening to the potential horror that "may" follow. This could be very effective, and very good, even.  Go back and fix this one up.  I think you'll be glad if you do.

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Quoted from Dreamscale "23rd December" - Odd.  Why not December 23?

Maybe the writer is British - Here we write dates in the order of DD--MM--YY

Hello Writer

Actually my last read so I am hoping for something lovely, warm and Christmassy  

Another elf of the shelf?... It's not your fault that I read the other two first, but jeez, what's with these guys? Honestly, the threats that parents make to their children is just weird, a doll sent by a creepy old man who watches children.... strange. Anyway, back to the story.

Why are you superimposing Christmas Eve?... it's been Christmas Eve for a while.

Milk? Give Santa some brandy at least.

Well, fuck me that was bleak... I'm now filled to the brim with Christmas joy and wonder.

Storywise, I really don't like it. It dragged quite a lot, and didn't have a satisfying payoff. It's not much of a horror for most of it, just a tragic ending for no real reason.

Well done for getting in an entry

Happy Holidays

Wow, that got dark really fast. I figured the elf would do something after the ate the candy, but not go to the fullest extent.  It's a bit twisted for me, especially with no build up towards it, but it works well enough.

You really made it seem like this was going to be a nice little family story.

Without that 6 page limiter on this I think you can make a good story out of this.

Good work.