Hey fellas, let me ask you all, when are you know you are a writer, huh?

When...

...when people ask you to tell them about your kids, your face lights up and then you start  giving them the title of every story you've ever written.

That's when you know.  

When you write about talking hamburgers?  

When you own this hat.



Yeah, I have one.

That "writer" on that hat looks like courier, alright. But I'm afraid that isn't 12 point, Mike.

When the most used program on your computer is the Word Processor.

You know you're a writer when you use qwerty as a scrabble word.

When my wife shouts to me:

"Helio, you lazy, help me with this plumbing here!" and i answer her: " I cant't dear, I'm in the midle of great idea that can get the money for you new car..." and she replays me " Okay, my love, no problem. I will fix it myself and soon I'll serve you a drink, okay?!"

...when you keep an assortment of pens and a thesaurus by the roll of toilet paper in your bathroom.

...When you tape record your conversations for material.

When you are making love and say: "G'me a second, love...I've a idea! and she says "Good, what is the new position, now?"

Quoted from Helio When you are making love and say: "G'me a second, love...I've a idea! and she says "Good, what is the new position, now?"

I'm pretty sure that's how you know you're a porn star.

You know you're a writer when you're unemployed, and say that you're a writer to have some amount of dignity left.

...When you look back at your old stories or scripts and told yourself, "How the hell did I think I knew everything about writing scripts and/or books!?"

Sean

You know you're a writer when....damn, of all times to come up with writer's block.


Phil

You know you're a writer when you have to create several folders for your published and unpublished works.

Gabriel