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 Attack of the Bots! (currently 2485 views) |
| Breanne Mattson |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:18pm |
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All right, what’s the deal? We’re being overrun with bots. I know why AdSense is here. But where did -
Googlebot
MSN Bot
Yahoo! Bot
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| chism |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:21pm |
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It's the future. More machines than people. Get used to it.
But seriously, I wanna know why they're here also.
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| Zack |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:22pm |
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LocationErlanger, KY Posts4500 Posts Per Day 0.69 |
I noticed that to. They are going to eat our cyber souls!!!! |
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| Elmer |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:23pm |
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Oh dear...that can't be good.
-Rubix |
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| chism |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:24pm |
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This is why I cleverly choose to have no cyber soul.
It's a lifestyle choice. Finally paying off. Woot.
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| Elmer |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:28pm |
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I purchased my cyber soul a few weeks ago. On the package it said "Do not activate if bot-like systems are running within 5 cyber feet."
I failed to listen and now I will pay the price.
-Rubix |
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:41pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
Oh it was so obvious! With today's technology, something like this was BOUND to happen! Robots have finally taken over the world!
*Sighs* Well, it was fun living here. Everyone take your suicide pills. Remember to drink a full glass of water.
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| Old Time Wesley |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 8:59pm |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
The way it was explained to me is that they are archiving for search engines. Google, Adsense, MSN and Yahoo all have search engines. It is something along those lines.
Just a lot of smoke and mirrors. |
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| Don |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 9:32pm |
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AdministratorAdministrator  So, what are you writing?
LocationVirginia Posts16438 Posts Per Day 1.94 |
All right, what’s the deal? We’re being overrun with bots. I know why AdSense is here. But where did -
Googlebot
MSN Bot
Yahoo! Bot
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This afternoon I removed the robot.txt file that prohibited search engines from indexing the discussion board. These bots index the discussion board so that pertinent queries will show up in search sites like MSN, Yahoo and Google. In short, more people will see the scripts on the site. A good thing, I hope. Don |
| Visit SimplyScripts.com for what is new on the site.
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You will miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Wayne Gretzky
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| greg |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 9:35pm |
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LocationSan Diego, California Posts1680 Posts Per Day 0.24 |
I've seen bots of similar names on other forums, and what I've been told is that they appear on the online list when someone from the respective search engine comes to this website. Of course, I have been lied to many, many times before.
On another note, Breanne, your avatar is steamy hot! My goodness! |
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| dogglebe |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 9:35pm |
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We shall see, human. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAPhil |
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| Zack |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 9:35pm |
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LocationErlanger, KY Posts4500 Posts Per Day 0.69 |
oh no, the bots have corrupted Don! The end is near! |
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| tomson |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 9:36pm |
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Do we have to be nice to them just because they're members?
If they mention scripts they've written that are not on this site, I'm gonna be mad!!! |
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| Elmer |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 9:41pm |
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I fear if Don--yes, THE Don--can conform to evil, there is no hope for humanity.
-Rubix |
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| Breanne Mattson |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 11:10pm |
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These bots index the discussion board so that pertinent queries will show up in search sites like MSN, Yahoo and Google. In short, more people will see the scripts on the site. |
Hey Don, that’s a very good reason. Thanks.
…Breanne, your avatar is steamy hot! My goodness! |
Really? Thanks. I wish I could say it was me…wait….err…I mean,….it’s me! |
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| Shelton |
| Posted: May 29th, 2007, 11:20pm |
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Of The Ancients 
LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
Really? Thanks. I wish I could say it was me…wait….err…I mean,….it’s me!
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You have a big crack in your face. |
| Shelton's IMDb Profile
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin |
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| Breanne Mattson |
| Posted: May 30th, 2007, 12:12am |
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You have a big crack in your face. |
Okay,…uh…it’s not me! Oh, I don’t know if it’s me or not anymore! I’m so confused right now. |
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| Helio |
| Posted: May 30th, 2007, 1:04pm |
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Old Timer Better to die with vodka than with tedium!
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Hey fellas, long time Don isn't the same guy anymore  "Okay,…uh…it’s not me! Oh, I don’t know if it’s me or not anymore! I’m so confused right now." - Breanne Btw, Brea, I suggest you look for this guy here: DR. GUN BULLET - THERAPIST OF BULL'S-EYES (& SIMPLYSCRIPTERS!) |
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| Zack |
| Posted: May 30th, 2007, 1:07pm |
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January Project Group
LocationErlanger, KY Posts4500 Posts Per Day 0.69 |
I'm gonna kick one of these Bots in the ass pretty soon, wherever I am there is one there, it's like they are following me, and I dun like that! |
Adsesne always follows me! I swear! I'm not paranoid! |
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| Breanne Mattson |
| Posted: May 30th, 2007, 1:34pm |
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Something just occurred to me, Don. With all these bots gathering information, are our individual posts going to turn up in searches. For example, if someone types "Willy Wonka” into a search engine, are they going to get a hit with Mike Shelton’s signature?
Breanne
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: May 30th, 2007, 1:37pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
Well, it looks like Helio, Jordan, Breanne, James, Bert, Zack, and I have joined the ranks of the robots. Attack!
Sean |
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| greg |
| Posted: May 30th, 2007, 3:28pm |
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Old Timer Oh Hi
LocationSan Diego, California Posts1680 Posts Per Day 0.24 |
Okay,…uh…it’s not me! Oh, I don’t know if it’s me or not anymore! I’m so confused right now.
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Well, Baht, is it you or isn't it?! |
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