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I'd just like to appologise for the slugs not being bold, they were when I wrote it but not when I posted? Also sorry for the change in direction but I was completely stuck as to where to go after the last post.
I hope I answered this but probably not the way you wanted. You can always come back yet, although you might have to draw straws with Michael.
RIP perfect for Halloween!
I couldn't get the bold function to work either. I wanted to die laughing! I think I accomplished that! Did I? I mean am I just faking my death? Would a little ashtray really kill me? Or is this just a temporal distortion? It's all a temporal distortion here I think. But then... if I'm dead, I can do more- work from the "other side". Yeah! I like that!
And it's good to see everyone collaborating. That's what this is about. Keep those comments and ideas going. Thank you Sandra for bringing that out in everyone. Sorry that your character is dead but c'est la vie.
Nicely done Alffy. Not at all expected and it excellently tied up the previous post. All our questions are being answered but there are always more questions. Will GM be able to answer them? He's up next.
This gets interesting every post. Great entry Alffy and thanks for the explanation Sandra. Anything's possible on the S.S. Craven. lol.
Someone needs to write about Bert. I'm curious of what his doing especially Blakkwolfe. They've been taking a long time carrying that body. lol.
I wonder if Cornetto's and Sandra's ghost can pop up and haunt pia and me like House on Haunted Hill. Or even curse the boat scaring the passengers.
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I am sitting here with a mega hangover trying to get my head around what is going on, the only words that have come out of my lips so far this morning are "What the f***?". Mrs Murphy looks concerned.
How many clones are left? And who are they? Can each clone act like a regular person? Can a clone kill? Can we kill all the clones? Is Captain Cornetto dead or alive? Who's steering this ship, anyway?
And finally, how'd we get to the Bermuda Triangle already? Didn't we just push off a short while ago? Somehow, we've travelled all the way into the heart of the infamous Triangle in the same time it took Dr. Bert and T. Joe to walk a dead body to the Medical Center...how time flies when you're having fun!
I think Bert is extracting Doe's soul at the moment. Dana's keeping Cornetto's stolen part of his soul safe. Since the Cornetto that died was a clone I thought. But these clones- they must be made by stealing off part of a person's soul.
Gee whiz?! I don't even know if I've got a "whole" soul? What happens if you die without your whole soul? Now that's scary!
I sure do hope Zadora's alright. I don't want her to be damned or anything like that.
How many clones are left? And who are they? Can each clone act like a regular person? Can a clone kill? Can we kill all the clones? Is Captain Cornetto dead or alive? Who's steering this ship, anyway?
And finally, how'd we get to the Bermuda Triangle already? Didn't we just push off a short while ago? Somehow, we've travelled all the way into the heart of the infamous Triangle in the same time it took Dr. Bert and T. Joe to walk a dead body to the Medical Center...how time flies when you're having fun!
This is a crazy ship with a bunch of crazy characters!!!!
If all else fails...
It was all a dream-- or should I say: A NIGHTMARE MOOHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!