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mcornetto
Posted: February 2nd, 2011, 9:41pm Report to Moderator
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Hey and Welcome to the Collaboration Board!

You can post anything on this board where you require creative help from another forum person.  I'll delete threads if they get too chatty however, so keep them on topic.

Go forth and collaborate!
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Angry Bear
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Okay...I'll be your first customer.

I SUCK at loglines and taglines and I'm in desperate need of both. I know the script for Finders Keepers isn't here anymore, but if anyone who read it has any suggestions I will be reading it with my sharpest glasses on.


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mcornetto
Posted: February 2nd, 2011, 10:14pm Report to Moderator
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Start a thread asking for help.   This is just the welcome message.
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Angry Bear
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...boy do I feel welcomed....


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Posted: February 2nd, 2011, 10:56pm Report to Moderator
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Greed overtakes survival when four campers are chased by killers after finding a bag of money.


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Angry Bear
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Thanks Phil. Looks like I have to start a new thread though. I will tomorrow maybe. I do need help. Can offer credit for a great one!  


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jwent6688
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Quoted from mcornetto
so keep them on topic.


WTf is the topic?

I think we need some new mods. I nominate Jeff Bush. Bert pops in far and few to squelch a fight. Cornie's around the most... Selfishly promoting his own work.

Then we got George. He read one of my OWC entries and wrote a longer review in five minutes then the entire script was.

And, seriously, wtf are with the other green guys who pop in here once every three months?

This place needs an enima  

I'm gonna stumble to bed now and think about what i've written. For ten seconds. tootalu!!!!

James





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mcornetto
Posted: February 3rd, 2011, 12:18am Report to Moderator
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Welcome to the Collaboration Board!

I just never changed the Welcome when I became moderator of this board.

This is the welcome message.  

And I don't only promote my own work.
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bert
Posted: February 3rd, 2011, 10:14am Report to Moderator
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I think we need some new mods...Bert pops in far and few to squelch a fight. Cornie's around the most... Selfishly promoting his own work.


You're kidding, right?

Corney does more to keep this place active -- and functioning -- than most of you probably realize.

And as for my "far and few" posts -- just because I don't have "a comment for everything" does not mean I am not looking.

Like Don, I have discovered that the less you post, the more people are interested in what you have to say when you actually do post.

There are a few members that could take that lesson to heart.


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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screenrider
Posted: February 3rd, 2011, 11:11am Report to Moderator
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You're kidding, right?


C'mon, Bert...

You should know James by now.   He was definitely kidding   And slightly schnockered.
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jwent6688
Posted: February 3rd, 2011, 3:56pm Report to Moderator
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You're kidding, right?



Damm cheap rum. Always ruins my comedy. I thought this was funny when I wrote it. Pay day tomorrow, back to the good stuff.

I put a breathalizer on my PC and with awesome new software I developed (thats going to make me a millionaire someday) It won't let me on Facebook anymore if I blow over.08 BAC. Gonna have to add SS to the list.

Feel free to clean this up. Actually please do... Just not that funny, I can do better.

I'm not apologizing tho! I plan on saving all of those for this awesome twelve step program everyone keeps telling me about.

James


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Ryan1
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I put a breathalizer on my PC and with awesome new software I developed (thats going to make me a millionaire someday) It won't let me on Facebook anymore if I blow over.08 BAC.


Hey, that's pretty good.  Put that in a script.
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