And I meant it to be funny! You always need humor in a scary movie.

Quoted from Chris If anyone would want to write a sequel, go ahead.

Cannibal 2:  Joe Killer and the Hanging Tits.


Put me down for one of those shirts, Phil.  It'll be a nice addition to the other one I just ordered.

Chris, we want to read your sequel!!!!!!  Maybe each of the 3 Cannibals can have their own, unique attributes.  Like Cannibal #1 can be Dolphin Cannibal with a spear gun.  He can live in an area that has both trees and ocean.  Cannibal #2 could be a cross between a flying fox, a Cannibal, and Jason Voorhees.  His weapon could be a large machete.  Cannibal #3 could be more like a snake, and crawl around on the ground underneath unsuspecting prey.  His specialty kill could be biting the big toes of human feet that walk over him.  That way, you could have kill scenes underwater, in trees, and on the ground.

And finally, congrats to "Jackson Athey" for his ingenious drug and sex scenes.  They are truly "classic".

Quoted from Chris Dogglebe, if you don't want to read my next script fine!!!! If anyone would want to write a sequel, go ahead.

Why would anyone want to write a sequel to this?  Honestly!

Quoted from Chris And I meant it to be funny! You always need humor in a scary movie.

You also need something scary in a scary movie.  You left that out.

Why post your script in a writers' forum if you're not going to listen to their comments?  I've accepted a lot worse criticism than this with greater appreciation and dignity.  If you can't accept criticism, you shouldn't be here.


Phil