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dogglebe
Posted: January 15th, 2009, 6:52pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Shelton
It says a lot when your ass looks better than your face.


Not in your case.


Phil

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Dreamscale
Posted: January 15th, 2009, 6:58pm Report to Moderator
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I didn't say my ass look better than my face, but then again, some probably would...especially with my new beard!
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Shelton
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Quoted from dogglebe


Not in your case


And without fail, Ol' Lady Hair chimes in with his "Zinger o' the Day".


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dogglebe
Posted: January 15th, 2009, 7:21pm Report to Moderator
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And without fail, Ol' Lady Hair chimes in with his "Zinger o' the Day".


When I was in college, my hair started turning grey and my friends all laughed.  Today, over twenty years year, my hair is still partially grey.  All my friends, however, have skin colored hair now.

You're my bitch.


Phil

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Shelton
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When I was in college, my hair started turning grey and my friends all laughed.  Today, over twenty years year, my hair is still partially grey.  All my friends, however, have skin colored hair now.

You're my bitch.


Stop lying, Phil.  We all know you don't have any friends.


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you're my bitch


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When you come up with a better response than the equivalent of "your face", I may allow you to exist in your own little world where you think that's true.  Until then...


You will die alone.


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Get a room you two.


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
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Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
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You will die alone.


No surprise there....bitch.

btw, I pmed you.


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btw, I pmed you.




No, I will not make out with you.  Stop asking me.


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OK you 2!  Enough already!  Get abck to work on your scripts.  You're going to need to be on your A Game, cause Steve and I are now all over it.  We just got a call from Dreamworks...first offer, which we turned down, was $150,000.  We feel this "epic" is worth at least $250,000.
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OK you 2!  Enough already!  Get abck to work on your scripts.  


My team's script is done.


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If I were you, I'd check it once and then check it twice.  No Omega Man or Soylent Green references...and no Charlten Heston either!
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]...and no Charlten Heston either!


Oh Bollocks.

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If I were you, I'd check it once and then check it twice.  No Omega Man or Soylent Green references...and no Charlten Heston either!


Checked, checked, and checked again.  Big Chuck?  Nowhere to be seen.  We're covered.



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