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Nobody likes nice guys...that's why I go balls out to be a total A-HOLE...350 days of the year. I just can't help it during these of so wonderful Holiday times...niceness glows around me like a Halo.
There are some people on this planet that really are nice. But most of us are a bunch of wannabe nice people. We might be able to manage it for awhile, but then we slip back to our animal natures.
It's probably better to be a true asshole than a lying nice person.
Here's to assholes everywhere!
LOL-- notice how the swear checker didn't catch the second one? Must be the good intention behind the toast.
Sorry, Dreamscale, no matter how hard you've been at times, you still can't hold a candle to the sheer indescribable assholishness that was Balt. And please, don't try.
Sorry, Dreamscale, no matter how hard you've been at times, you still can't hold a candle to the sheer indescribable assholishness that was Balt. And please, don't try.
Who was Balt? We could use the name for a character. Sounds really cool.
It's been while since I've participated in one of these. This could be a good way to get me back into writing mode. I'm in.
Oh, and as for who Balt is/was. He was an interesting member who wasn't afraid to speak his mind. If he didn't like your script it "sucked goat nuts and porked chickens in the butt".
Imagine Dreamscale when he didn't like something. Oh, my script Jagged comes to mind. Now, infuse that high-protein opinionatedness with some ridiculous profanity (sucks goats' balls, anyone?), about 70kg of caffeine (your average cup of coffee contains about 150mg), and a general bad attitude, and you have Balt.
If he did not like your script, you knew it. Oh God, how he made it known how bad he hated it.
But on the flip side, if you got a compliment, the world revolved around you for a bit.
That's a myth. I lay more pipe than Joe the Plumber.
I'm sure the pipes are very happy, Mike.
About ten people have pm'ed me, so far. And those willing to participate need to pm me! (*cough* Pia *cough*). The order that people pm me is a big factor in how I set up the teams.
The genre and theme will be announced this Friday night (NYC time).
Yes... the script is, what's the word, shit-tastic. However, being that it was my first screenplay, I do think his review was a bit harsh. This is off topic, so I'll shut up now.