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I hate eating thing with too much internal or any external salt. If there is external salt(E.G. Pretzels) I scrape it off with my thumb and then eat it. Everyone thinks it's gross, but I just really don't like salt. At one point I had not vacuumed in a while and the floor around my pretzel and chip eating area got reallllly salty. It was kind of gross but completely witch safe.
Okay, then with fruit on the bottom yogurt, I don't eat the fruit at the bottom. I just eat the yogurt part. I throw away the fruit at the bottom. EWveryone always asks me Why I dont just get plain yogurt and it's because you can taste the fruit in the yogurt, it's different.
I also do the thing where I'm walking and can't have my hands doing anything. I'll normally carry my cigarettes in my right hand and my mobile in my left.
When I put things in my jacket pockets, I always have my wallet and housekeys in the right hand side, and my mobile and cigarettes in the left. It's been this way for about five years.
I am petrified of spiders. I've lived on my own for about four years and I still can't get rid of the things. If there's one in my bedroom, I'll go and sleep on the couch downstairs until I know it's gone... or died.
When I walk over drain covers (the ones where there's three in a row), I always walk over two, then skip the third one. "One for luck, to for a f***, and three for the worst luck ON EARTH."
Ever since I broke up with my ex, I have to have about 3/4 pillows next to me in bed, just so it feels like there's somebody there.
When making a cup of tea, I always put the tea bag in first, then two sugars, then the milk, then the water. I'm told this is strange.
When I see a small-ish spider in my room and I'm too comfy to go downstairs to sleep, I name it, say hello, and goodnight. If you give it a name and are pleasant, it won't crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping. And plus, you know, it's just common decency. The current one above me is called Arthur XVIII... I'm not very original in the naming process.
I pick up hitchhikers and drive them to a motel. Then I make them dress in a pair of my mothers underwear and a plumbers toolbelt and scream, "I'm a filthy little squirrel, I'm a filthy little squirre!!
Oh, and then I kill them and bury them under my house.
this one time I was really mad at my older brother, so I put vegetable oil in his acne pad things, he decided to get back at me by throwing raw bacon on me when I was asleep. ugh.
Im afaid of butterflies but not moths. Butterfleis are scary. Oh and ever since i saw a cocoroach crawl acroos my bedroom floor, i also check under my cvers for cocoroachs, not maggots, like a prevvious poster said. Oh and the wierd thing is i can watch some fairly gory horro films (nothing too gory) without being disturbed, but when someone describes something real-life gory (like when my fiend told em in graphic description about how he nearly sliced through his finger when he was filleting fish..eugh) i feel weak in the legs get nocsious (cant spell it). That explains my desire to puke when in a hospital....I wouldnt make a good doctor...
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