SimplyScripts Discussion Board
Blog Home - Produced Movie Script Library - TV Scripts - Unproduced Scripts - Contact - Site Map
ScriptSearch
Welcome, Guest.
It is March 28th, 2024, 3:01pm
Please login or register.
Was Portal Recent Posts Home Help Calendar Search Register Login
Please do read the guidelines that govern behavior on the discussion board. It will make for a much more pleasant experience for everyone. A word about SimplyScripts and Censorship


Produced Script Database (Updated!)
One Week Challenge - Who Wrote What and Writers' Choice.


Scripts studios are posting for award consideration

Short Script of the Day | Featured Script of the Month | Featured Short Scripts Available for Production
Submit Your Script

How do I get my film's link and banner here?
All screenplays on the simplyscripts.com and simplyscripts.net domain are copyrighted to their respective authors. All rights reserved. This screenplaymay not be used or reproduced for any purpose including educational purposes without the expressed written permission of the author.
Forum Login
Username: Create a new Account
Password:     Forgot Password

SimplyScripts Screenwriting Discussion Board    Discussion of...    Getting to know you, getting to know all about you...  ›  sig Moderators: Administrator
Users Browsing Forum
No Members and 2 Guests

 Pages: 1, 2, 3 : All
Recommend Print
  Author    sig  (currently 2047 views)
Toran
Posted: December 19th, 2005, 6:53pm Report to Moderator
New


Immaturity is all up to perspective.

Location
Everett, WA
Posts
189
Posts Per Day
0.03
like my sig. Look down.


What am I working on?!?
Splatter - Revisions
Bad Hare - Writing
Logged
Private Message AIM YIM Windows Live Messenger
dogglebe
Posted: December 19th, 2005, 6:56pm Report to Moderator
Guest User



Don't sit under the lava lamp, Bart.


Phil
Logged
e-mail Reply: 1 - 36
Old Time Wesley
Posted: December 19th, 2005, 7:54pm Report to Moderator
Old Timer


Location
Ontario, Canada
Posts
2908
Posts Per Day
0.38
I don't see what's so big about it, what exactly was the point of this post?

It's Scream in blue... WOW!


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 2 - 36
Higgonaitor
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 2:09am Report to Moderator
Been Around



Location
(40.717261, -73.600087)
Posts
934
Posts Per Day
0.13
You use the lava lamp term alot, and Im not quite sure what it means, I assume like attention or something.  Whatever it is, I most likely agree with you, phil.  

No need to start a thread about your sig, we see it all the time anyway.


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
Logged
Site Private Message AIM Reply: 3 - 36
theprodigalson
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 2:17am Report to Moderator
New


Who ever believeth in me shall have a cookie

Location
Hometown:Salem,Ma
Posts
129
Posts Per Day
0.02
you put jamie kenedys head on Neves body and the scream mask next to shaggy (matthew lillard) made it blue and put your name on it.

it's ok, nothing TOO great.
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 4 - 36
-Ben-
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 3:11am Report to Moderator
New


Stop reading this and look above!

Location
Nunya
Posts
397
Posts Per Day
0.06

Quoted Text
jamie kenedys head on Neves body

How the hell did you notice that?


Logged
Private Message Reply: 5 - 36
-Ben-
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 3:12am Report to Moderator
New


Stop reading this and look above!

Location
Nunya
Posts
397
Posts Per Day
0.06
I could do a fancy sig like that..but you knwo..i don't wan to..


Logged
Private Message Reply: 6 - 36
theprodigalson
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 3:29am Report to Moderator
New


Who ever believeth in me shall have a cookie

Location
Hometown:Salem,Ma
Posts
129
Posts Per Day
0.02

Quoted from -Ben-

How the hell did you notice that?



Is that sarcasm i detect or you really asking?
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 7 - 36
bert
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 7:14am Report to Moderator
Administrator


Buy the ticket, take the ride

Location
That's me in the corner
Posts
4232
Posts Per Day
0.61
The most ridiculous thread of 2005....a last-minute entry, and....

I do believe we have a winner!!


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
Logged
Private Message Reply: 8 - 36
Old Time Wesley
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 8:41am Report to Moderator
Old Timer


Location
Ontario, Canada
Posts
2908
Posts Per Day
0.38
I still think that belongs to others on this board Bert but they delete them before anyone sees them. Except me because I'm the all seeing eye.


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 9 - 36
Higgonaitor
Posted: December 20th, 2005, 3:12pm Report to Moderator
Been Around



Location
(40.717261, -73.600087)
Posts
934
Posts Per Day
0.13

Quoted from Old Time Wesley
Except me because I'm the all seeing eye.


hahahahahaha

it's funny cuz it's true.


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
Logged
Site Private Message AIM Reply: 10 - 36
George Willson
Posted: December 21st, 2005, 2:56am Report to Moderator
Of The Ancients


Doctor who? Yes, quite right.

Location
Broken Arrow
Posts
3591
Posts Per Day
0.51

Quoted from Higgonaitor
You use the lava lamp term alot, and Im not quite sure what it means, I assume like attention or something.


You are correct. The cliche dates back to times before there were Kevin Revie sock puppets and certain individuals tended to steal the spotlight far too much. And it came to pass in those days that a certain enterprising individual first spouted the phrase "under the lava lamp." And the people did cheer. And the women tossed babies in the air. And there was much joy, celebration, drinking, and sacrificing of short, bad scripts. And the Don of the board did inscribe this sacred phrase to be used when someone decides they want to have attention, and it is times like those that the person sits under the lava lamp - under that mystical flow of energy casting the dim light of wonder over the thoughts and ambitions better left to the darkness of your local blue room.

And now comes the time that I will step out from under the lava lamp, and return its wondrous light to those who think they are worthy of its splender.



Hey, it's dark in here now...


Logged Offline
Site Private Message Reply: 11 - 36
Old Time Wesley
Posted: December 21st, 2005, 8:23am Report to Moderator
Old Timer


Location
Ontario, Canada
Posts
2908
Posts Per Day
0.38
And now it pays homage to the king of honesty and one of the greats as writing goes.

My signature is just a quote I found and thought it was something different than begging for reads like some people.


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 12 - 36
Toran
Posted: January 6th, 2006, 11:05pm Report to Moderator
New


Immaturity is all up to perspective.

Location
Everett, WA
Posts
189
Posts Per Day
0.03
Okay. Why do u guys always make fun out of everything someone thirteen to fifthteen? I mean i did not put Jamie's head on neve's. it's called GFX worker. YOU SHOULD LEARN ABOUT IT. U can mess with pics. It's cool. If u want to learn about it, talk to me.


What am I working on?!?
Splatter - Revisions
Bad Hare - Writing
Logged
Private Message AIM YIM Windows Live Messenger Reply: 13 - 36
Higgonaitor
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 12:37am Report to Moderator
Been Around



Location
(40.717261, -73.600087)
Posts
934
Posts Per Day
0.13
I think one of the rules is no talking in caps.  Correct me if Im wrong.


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
Logged
Site Private Message AIM Reply: 14 - 36
greg
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 12:44am Report to Moderator
Old Timer


Oh Hi

Location
San Diego, California
Posts
1680
Posts Per Day
0.24

Quoted from Toran
Okay. Why do u guys always make fun out of everything someone thirteen to fifthteen? I mean i did not put Jamie's head on neve's. it's called GFX worker. YOU SHOULD LEARN ABOUT IT. U can mess with pics. It's cool. If u want to learn about it, talk to me.


Listen, why always fun everyting someone nineteen and eleven?



Be excellent to each other
Logged
Private Message Reply: 15 - 36
Higgonaitor
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 12:46am Report to Moderator
Been Around



Location
(40.717261, -73.600087)
Posts
934
Posts Per Day
0.13
Script runners don't banned me!  I just grew want two master!


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
Logged
Site Private Message AIM Reply: 16 - 36
Andy Petrou
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 5:55am Report to Moderator
Been Around



Posts
697
Posts Per Day
0.10
Everyone just chill.

........Look at the nuts, look at the nuts... see, everything's better now.

Andy xxxxxx
Logged
Private Message Reply: 17 - 36
Nixon
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 6:02am Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Location
Washington
Posts
1395
Posts Per Day
0.25

Quoted from Andy Petrou


........Look at the nuts, look at the nuts.


lol, weird thing is, that’s not the first time someone has said that to me today.

-Zavier



Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever.
I WAS WRONG.
Logged
Private Message Reply: 18 - 36
Andy Petrou
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 6:06am Report to Moderator
Been Around



Posts
697
Posts Per Day
0.10
Ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk..... LMAO! HAHA! Would it be too inappropriate of me to ask why they said that? Or is that answer only fitting inside of a PM  ??

That racoon/squirrel thing is just so cute though.
Logged
Private Message Reply: 19 - 36
Nixon
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 6:24am Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Location
Washington
Posts
1395
Posts Per Day
0.25
It was just regarding a photo of a man suffering from elephantitis in the discussed region. The racoon/squirrel is much more entertaining.   

-Zavier


Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever.
I WAS WRONG.
Logged
Private Message Reply: 20 - 36
dogglebe
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 8:03am Report to Moderator
Guest User




Quoted from Toran
Okay. Why do u guys always make fun out of everything someone thirteen to fifthteen? I mean i did not put Jamie's head on neve's. it's called GFX worker. YOU SHOULD LEARN ABOUT IT. U can mess with pics. It's cool. If u want to learn about it, talk to me.


You started a thread about your sig and now you're upset that no one likes it as much as you.

Get over it.


Phil
Logged
e-mail Reply: 21 - 36
Higgonaitor
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 5:56pm Report to Moderator
Been Around



Location
(40.717261, -73.600087)
Posts
934
Posts Per Day
0.13
Andy, where the heck did you get that weird thing?


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
Logged
Site Private Message AIM Reply: 22 - 36
Zombie Sean
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 6:47pm Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Location
Colorado
Posts
1547
Posts Per Day
0.23
Haha I love Andy's signature. It makes me laugh whenever I see. So usually when I'm having a bad day or I'm really bored I look at Andy's signature to get a laugh out of me.

Sean
Logged
Private Message Reply: 23 - 36
Breanne Mattson
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 8:41pm Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Posts
1347
Posts Per Day
0.20
Okay, I’m sure I’m going to regret this but….I’m not real into the whole raccoon with the big…you-know-whats…but I do have a question. (This is the part which I will most certainly later regret.) Has anybody else noticed that despite his enormous…you-know-whats…he has no…you know….the other thing?


Logged
Private Message Reply: 24 - 36
Zombie Sean
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 8:52pm Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Location
Colorado
Posts
1547
Posts Per Day
0.23

Quoted from Breanne Mattson
Okay, I’m sure I’m going to regret this but….I’m not real into the whole raccoon with the big…you-know-whats…but I do have a question. (This is the part which I will most certainly later regret.) Has anybody else noticed that despite his enormous…you-know-whats…he has no…you know….the other thing?


Haha yes. Maybe Andy knows?

Sean
Logged
Private Message Reply: 25 - 36
Higgonaitor
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 9:04pm Report to Moderator
Been Around



Location
(40.717261, -73.600087)
Posts
934
Posts Per Day
0.13
maybe theyre just really really low boobs...


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
Logged
Site Private Message AIM Reply: 26 - 36
Stephen Wegmann
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 9:40pm Report to Moderator
New


huh.

Location
The Americana
Posts
78
Posts Per Day
0.01
That sig proves my theory, finally, after years of research...raccoons really are child molesters.


Dead Babies!

Scripts completed:

Porello's
http://www.simplyscripts.com/scripts/Porello.html
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 27 - 36
Zombie Sean
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 10:16pm Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Location
Colorado
Posts
1547
Posts Per Day
0.23
Haha everyone here cracks me up.
Logged
Private Message Reply: 28 - 36
dogglebe
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 10:35pm Report to Moderator
Guest User




Quoted from Higgonaitor
maybe theyre just really really low boobs...


Maybe it's like a granny raccoon...


Phil

Logged
e-mail Reply: 29 - 36
I_M
Posted: January 7th, 2006, 11:14pm Report to Moderator
New


Think again.

Location
California
Posts
131
Posts Per Day
0.02

Quoted from dogglebe


Maybe it's like a granny raccoon...


Phil




LOL...I don't know why he's makinga big deal about the sig.



Fear Friday: some students will die to survive a twisted killer. Coming soon.
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 30 - 36
Toran
Posted: January 8th, 2006, 1:03am Report to Moderator
New


Immaturity is all up to perspective.

Location
Everett, WA
Posts
189
Posts Per Day
0.03
because its retarded how they make people feel bad. Anotehr thing

I didn't want the thing to be like the best thing in the world

and also nice sig andy


What am I working on?!?
Splatter - Revisions
Bad Hare - Writing
Logged
Private Message AIM YIM Windows Live Messenger Reply: 31 - 36
Old Time Wesley
Posted: January 8th, 2006, 1:15am Report to Moderator
Old Timer


Location
Ontario, Canada
Posts
2908
Posts Per Day
0.38
Nobody makes you feel bad Bartman, if you feel bad because we didn't say "Oh my god, you're like so cool. Teach me your tricks old master." well you're about as green as Yoda.

It is Scream in blue... I have nothing to feel bad about or regret by stating the truth.

You leave for awhile, come back and revive and long dead thread. We're over it, we've moved on, maybe you should do that as well.


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Logged Offline
Private Message Reply: 32 - 36
greg
Posted: January 8th, 2006, 1:20am Report to Moderator
Old Timer


Oh Hi

Location
San Diego, California
Posts
1680
Posts Per Day
0.24

Quoted from Toran
because its retarded how they make people feel bad. Anotehr thing

I didn't want the thing to be like the best thing in the world

and also nice sig andy


Yeah, I wonder how Alan felt after you reviewed his work.  

Hmmm


Be excellent to each other
Logged
Private Message Reply: 33 - 36
Andy Petrou
Posted: January 8th, 2006, 12:09pm Report to Moderator
Been Around



Posts
697
Posts Per Day
0.10
Well, I got this gif from a friend over at http://www.thegoonies.org who had it as their avatar! Was very taken by it and thought it would be well received here at SS! Apparantly so.....

Personally, I think the racoon's trying to hypnotise the little girl with his naughty nuts.... kinda works for me. I never thought he had granny boobs though, but hey.... we all look at things differently, LMOA!

Andy x
Logged
Private Message Reply: 34 - 36
Shelton
Posted: January 8th, 2006, 2:40pm Report to Moderator
Of The Ancients



Location
Chicago
Posts
3292
Posts Per Day
0.49

Quoted from Breanne Mattson
he has no…you know….the other thing?



I think he suffers from the "Irish Curse"

All potatoes and no meat.


But after looking at the picture, and seeing the girl dressed up as Little Red Riding Hood, I think it's a wolf.



Shelton's IMDb Profile

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
Logged Offline
Private Message AIM Reply: 35 - 36
Breanne Mattson
Posted: January 8th, 2006, 5:00pm Report to Moderator
Old Timer



Posts
1347
Posts Per Day
0.20
Ha - Mike, I didn’t even consider that possibility. I wasn’t even sure if it was a little girl or a boy.

Maybe it’s Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Raccoon.


Logged
Private Message Reply: 36 - 36
 Pages: 1, 2, 3 : All
Recommend Print

Locked Board Board Index    Getting to know you, getting to know all about you...  [ previous | next ] Switch to:
Was Portal Recent Posts Home Help Calendar Search Register Login

Forum Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post polls
You may not post attachments
HTML is on
Blah Code is on
Smilies are on


Powered by E-Blah Platinum 9.71B © 2001-2006