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Helio
Posted: January 16th, 2006, 7:02pm Report to Moderator
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All right! Testes. Tanuki's testes.
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Quoted from Helio
Tanuki's testes.


That sounds even better than Andy's tanuki!  Alliteration makes it sweet.


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Helio
Posted: January 16th, 2006, 7:06pm Report to Moderator
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Yeah, Tanuki's testes the title...Right?
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What in the HELL?!  

Good lord, no more please! It's too much!
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Actually, the next one week challenge/game/contest/excercise will be to write a short appropriately titled "Andy's Tanuki."


Phil


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Testes, 1, 2,......3?


I think my "contest" short will be called "Six Guns and Saddlebags", and center around a lonely cowboy who gets berated at the local general store/saloon because he requires two stools.  One for him, and one for his giant sack.

And no, it isn't about Santa Claus.




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Actually, the next one week challenge/game/contest/excercise will be to write a short appropriately titled "Andy's Tanuki."


Phil



I would have an easier time with that than the western thing.  
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At least it's not "Andy's Giant Balls".  That would just be disturbing.



I don't know, to someone who is unsure of what a "Tanuki" is, it lets there mind wander, to something possibly even more disgusting.


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Don
Posted: January 16th, 2006, 11:19pm Report to Moderator
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So, what are you writing?

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Hig,

It is now your purpose in life to:

1) Attain the rank of Eagle Scout (and join the ranks of other Eagle Scouts and perhaps someday create a dorky website where people submit scripts and talk about Tanuki.)  {Seriously, Hig,  I'm an Eagle Scout and a Vigil Honor member of the Order of the Arrow and I did get my Arrow of Light.}

2) Educate the world about the Tanuki.  Tanuki is not a racoon or a badger, but rather a species of dog.  Read more here: http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/tanuki.shtml

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Now there's no need to get testy, but I knew underneath those calm writer exteriors you were all nuts about this kind of humor.  If this goes on too long, Don might get sacked, and then I'd have to bawl, because you're all my best chums.  

Perhaps we could create some sort of "ball-locks" so such language couldn't be used.
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{Seriously, Hig,  I'm an Eagle Scout and a Vigil Honor member of the Order of the Arrow and I did get my Arrow of Light.}

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Wow, you got vigil?  I just got OA this summer.  Quite the experience.

I am working on my eagle project, and it should be done before the end of the school year, then next year I plan on getting the rest of the merit badges I need.

That is really cool though don, Im impressed.


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I am working on my eagle project, and it should be done before the end of the school year, then next year I plan on getting the rest of the merit badges I need.


The project is the toughest part, I found.  The merit badges are not as hard as you think.  Go through, read the requirements.  You'll find that a lot of what is in the requirements, you've already done.  

Just don't mention Tanuki.  

Don



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Don, how many merit badges did it take you to make Eagle?  We seem to be about the same age...

I look younger, but we seem to be about the same age.


Phil
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Just when you thought it couldn't get worse........

DON'T..........

LOOK...............

DOWN........................
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greg
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Oh please make it stop


Be excellent to each other
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