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I thought we could do a thread about all those little things we hate. The idea of this thread is to have a bit of fun, not take swipes at other members or start preaching about politics.
1. I hate it when I get in my car, turn on the radio and catch the LAST 10 SECONDS of a song I really like.
2. I hate it when someone asks me if they can ask me a question.
3. I hate it when someone talks me into seeing a movie I know I'll hate and I do. >
4. I hate it when I'm at the movies and the people behind me lose interest in the film, so they decide to start chatting instead. >
5. I hate people in the gym who have loud and long winded conversations on the treadmills. IF YOU'RE ABLE TO TALK YOU’RE NOT TRAINING HARD ENOUGH! >
6. I hate it when you think someone is waving to you, so you wave back, but they're actually waving to someone behind you.
7. I hate people who treat their dogs or cats like children. (Sorry mum)
8. I hate people who say "never say never". YOU JUST SAID IT TWICE!
9. I hate it when I go to the football and the opposition supporters don't find their voice until the outcome is beyond doubt.
10. I hate it when people talk at me instead of to me.
11. I hate it how Academy Award nominees keep smiling, even after they've just missed out on an award. Just once, I'd like to see somebody scream FUCK.
12. I hate people who go on public transport wearing sunglasses, listening to a walkman and reading a book. Why don't they just have Fuck off written on their T-shirt?
1. TV shows with laugh tracks. WE KNOW IF IT'S FUNNY OR NOT. 2. Americans who think Australains are people who all live on farms in the outback and ride Kanagroos to work. 3. Anyone who doens't like films I like. 4. Writer's Block 5. Not being able to think of another five.
1. School and everything in it 2. When my sister leaves my TV and computer on, with bowls of half eaten food and boxes of food lying on the ground. 3. Going somewhere when I don't feel like getting out of the house. 4. The question "How is your life" or "How is your love life". 5. When someone calls me, but I don't want to talk to them, but I talk to them anyways so I'm not rude. 6. When the lines at the consession stands are really long. 7. When I do a homework assignment that took me forever, and it turns out that my teacher doesn't want to check it.
1. College (my college in particular, not the overall college experience). 2. My roommate staying up until four in the morning on the computer. 3. People calling my roommate around the same time and his cell's loud, obnoxious ringtones. 4. Having to sit on busses for two hours just to get groceries. 5. The people in my dorm. 6. Having to get up at 7 or 8:30 in the morning and struggling to stay awake during class. 7. The extreme lack of movies at the one Hollywood video I have access to. 8. Losing things. 9. Hecklers at the movie theater. 10. People who bring small children to Rated R films.
That's enough. 10's a good solid number and I don't want to complain too much.
1. Netflix's "long wait" on some of the newly released DVD's. 2. Microwaved food. 3. People leave messages on my answering machines or leave me a voicemail, but do not give me their number so I can actually call back. 4. Spilling my drink. 5. The big pile of textbooks conviently placed in a corner of my bedroom.
1. Teachers... They don't have any idea who are what you are. 2. Girlfriends who always ask if you are mad at them. 3. Steparents 4. Cocky people, who have a big enough ego to blow up the entire world. 5. School all together sucks. I wish we had something that just made us learn everything when we were babies. 6. Writer's Block 7. Cats 8. Milk 9. Poseurs 10. Any movie with Paris Hilton or Tara Reid. (Exceptions for American Pie series.)
6. I hate it when you think someone is waving to you, so you wave back, but they're actually waving to someone behind you.
This is the worst in the world. Then you try and make it look likew you were touching your hair but it never really works and it is so awkward.
And I don't want to sound annoying or anything, but school really is not a bad thing. As for something that makes you learn everything when your a baby, read the book "Feed" By M.T. Anderson. And maybe a bit of "The catcher in the Rye" By Salinger for a twist of lost of innocence.
1.) The station in Pittsburgh that airs re-runs of "The Simpsons" only runs newer, not-so-funny ones.
2.) Going to an experimental film fest and having the people I'm with telling me I'm "close minded" just because I think it's all a bunch of pretentious crap. Just because one jackass sees a thirty seconds clip of a bunch of puncuation marks and says it's "genius" doesn't mean it is.
3.) People who bash the hell out of any mainstream film they can get their hands on just because "the cinematography in Act II, Scene 8 was slightly mediocre."
4.) Un-educated people who believe Superman could beat Batman in a fight (all ready happened, and Batman won).
5.) The guy in the dorm behind me keeping his door open while he plays the same damn song on his guitar over and over so people that don't know any better will stop and listen and he can non-chalantly pretend no one was supposed to hear.
6.) Seven hour long bus rides home.
7.) Tomatoes... ugh.
8.) Every person (except one) in my History class who tore me apart just because I said, "I hate Michael Moore just as much as I hate George Bush."
9.) People who hate the "Jurassic Park" sequels (IT'S ABOUT F**KING DINOSAURS EATING PEOPLE! WHAT THE F**K DID YOU WANT!?).
10.) The fact that only NOW is "Futurama" finally getting recognized as the slice of genius it always was.
1. My job is answering questions about accounts for other employees, and yet every single one of them calls me and says, "Can you look at this account with me?" Um, duh, that's why I'm here.
2. People who pick the first version of anything and say it's the best whether or not subsequent versions improve on it or not just because most people don't know the current version isn't the first. Sorry, I've seen three versions of The Ring (Ringu/ The Ring Virus), and the American version is STILL the most chilling for me.
1) My Obsessive compulsiveness 2) Tailgaters, it won't get you to your destination any faster, dumbass! 3) Wall Staplers 4) Math/Accounting 5) Ultra conservative folk(no offense) 6) Closed Minded folk 7) Myspace 8 ) ROCKLIN! 9) People asking to use your cell phone when there's a pay phone 10 feet away 10) People who talk super loudly on their phones in public 11) People who tell you about their lives whenever they see you 12) The president of Iran